I’m having this debate right now amongst my co-workers.
January 25, 2007 at 5:23 pm
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Is the Apple Martini a Chick Drink?
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January 25, 2007 at 5:31 pm #527891
If you can’t drink the gin or vodka without apple pucker then you are a total panzie. Mack, is this why you normally drink wine coolers?
January 25, 2007 at 5:33 pm #527893Mack, how do you get those sausage fingers around the stem of a martini glass…….ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, nevermind, I think I just figured it out!!!!!!! “Fits” like a glove, huh?
January 25, 2007 at 5:47 pm #527906Shouldn’t you combine #1 and 3? They work so well together.
January 25, 2007 at 5:52 pm #527910next will be is a zima and jolly racher a chick drink
or is it wrong to ask my fishing partner to bait my hook cuz leeches are gross!January 25, 2007 at 5:55 pm #527909we call them “panty erasers” over here in ‘Sconni.
January 25, 2007 at 5:58 pm #527913Quote:
we call them “panty erasers” over here in ‘Sconni.
January 25, 2007 at 6:23 pm #527928I have got to the point in my 44 years that I no longer care what people think of what I am drinking. If you “he-men” want to drink turpentine and flaunt your chest hair more power to you. If it tastes good I’ll drink it and add the little umbrellas to my collection!
dd
January 25, 2007 at 6:52 pm #527940I second what drewsdad said
January 25, 2007 at 7:00 pm #527943It just sounds like a chick drink… I dont think I could bring myself to order one!
January 25, 2007 at 7:02 pm #527944I think its only a chick drink unless you buy a bottle of Grey goose to make it. then you have class. BUT if your mixing it with karkov and philips apple schnapps then you need to have your lower unit overhauled
January 25, 2007 at 7:16 pm #527951For the last time…Look… two ounces of Jack Daniels #7 into a shot glass, tilt your head back, and pour it down.
Anything with fruit juice, bubbles, water, or anything other crap is garbage. Who do you work with,, Junior High kids? Pass the lime Vodka
Rootski
January 25, 2007 at 7:23 pm #527957Yeah, and those drink parasols work well to keep your finger samiches dry out on the boat in the rain.
January 25, 2007 at 7:28 pm #527959What kind of pansy I.T. department are you guys running down their.
Yes it’s a chic drink……
January 25, 2007 at 7:32 pm #527960Quote:
For the last time…Look… two ounces of Jack Daniels #7 into a shot glass, tilt your head back, and pour it down.
Anything with fruit juice, bubbles, water, or anything other crap is garbage. Who do you work with,, Junior High kids? Pass the lime Vodka
Rootski
Well if you want to start talking shots…..
Your not a man unless you can take a cowboy shot of everclear, or polish of half of a .75 in a night. It tastes just as gross coming up as it does going down. the funny thing is that you can still lite it on fire
January 25, 2007 at 7:51 pm #527974You bet it is. If anybody makes fun of you for drinking one, just hit them with your purse.
January 25, 2007 at 7:52 pm #527976I can think of only a few words that are allowed residence in front of “martini”: Vodka, Gin, Dry, Extra Dry, Dirty, ? … any others?
Not Allowed: Any fruits, fruit flavors, colors, fragrances, ? … any others?
January 25, 2007 at 8:19 pm #527993Quote:
You bet it is. If anybody makes fun of you for drinking one, just hit them with your purse.
That is funny, right there
…Mack you puffin on Pete’s magic dragon again, what the heck kind of post is this????January 25, 2007 at 9:36 pm #528059Mack-
I am with Drewsdad…drink whatever the heck tastes good to you!
I will drink an Appletini if I feel like it…I will do Scooby Snack shot or any fruity shot as a matter of fact, though usually there are females around drinking them too.
Who cares what people think!
January 25, 2007 at 10:12 pm #528080This is what you can say when someone calls you a Sally.
Look them straight in the eyes and say “I can do what I want, your not the boss of me!”
Then pull up your skirt and take another sip making sure your holding your pinky erect and high.
I shouldn’t give you grief.
An apple martini sounds good.
I don’t drink though.(can’t hold my mud)
January 25, 2007 at 10:17 pm #528084DONT DRINK ANYMORE.BUT IN MY DRINKING DAYS WHICH WASNT THAT LONG AGO THE APPLE-TINIS WENT DOWN GREAT.NOTHING BETTER THAN A GOOD TASTING DRINK THAT WILL MESS YOUR SH*T UP.BEATS HAVING TO DRINK A TON OF BREWSKIS TO ARRIVE AT THE SAME STATE OF MIND IF YA KNOW WHAT I AM LAYING DOWN.PLUS THE GIRLS DRINK THEM SO IF YOU SLUG A BUNCH DOWN YOU STAY WAY UNDER THE RADAR COM;PARED TO THE BEER GUZZLING BUDDIES.THE GUYS WHO LAUGH HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE MISSING OR HAVE SMALL WEINER AND HAVE TO TALK ALL TUFF LOL JUST KIDDING
January 25, 2007 at 10:18 pm #528086Normally, its a sally. If your on vacation, and they’re free, drink up !!! I do not normally drink fruity drinks, but when I am in Mexico, I drink all that chit !!! I just don’t think I want to be overheard, asking George at Hunters for that kind of stuff….
big g
January 25, 2007 at 11:03 pm #528110Somebody call Burt Reynolds; we need a Man Law A.S.A.P.
January 25, 2007 at 11:54 pm #528137Ex-jocks and washed up actors don’t tell me what to do…..
Just my wife does!dd
January 26, 2007 at 2:22 am #528218I just got an e-mail today with man laws…#11-It is permissable to drink afruity alcohol drink only when you are sunning on a tropical beach…And it’s delivered by a topless model and ONLY if it is free.
January 26, 2007 at 2:30 am #528221Quote:
11-It is permissable to drink afruity alcohol drink only when you are sunning on a tropical beach…And it’s delivered by a topless model and ONLY if it is free.
Good point,….LOW isn’t tropical is it
January 26, 2007 at 2:33 am #528224Jag bombs and windsor cokes are what puts fish in my boat.It sure helps when I have a skunk going anyway.
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