New supermarket

  • rmartin
    United States
    Posts: 1434
    #1252938

    The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

    When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

    The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

    I don’t buy toilet paper there any more.

    fisher sherry
    Minneapolis
    Posts: 487
    #522160

    They let anyone in this place, don’t they?

    Where in the world did that come from, rmartin??

    bassking27
    La Crosse, Wisconsin
    Posts: 902
    #522167

    OK then, that was a little out there

    cade-laufenberg
    Winona,MN/La Crosse, WI
    Posts: 3667
    #522183

    Nick, what gets cold first when you are ice fishing? Just curious…
    J/K

    chamberschamps
    Mazomanie, WI
    Posts: 1089
    #522199

    What do you hear when you stroll by the condoms?

    vikefanmn77
    Northfield,MN
    Posts: 1493
    #522210

    Quote:


    What do you hear when you stroll by the condoms?


    REGRETS!!!

    Art
    Posts: 439
    #522225

    Good one. Did you check out the lutefisf section?

    shane huskey
    holmen wi
    Posts: 56
    #522234

    i think this goes to the california advertising skeem of putting the smell of cookies in bus stops with the “gotta have milk pics” but if i am wrong this guy has serious issues.

    gjk1970
    Annandale Mn.
    Posts: 1260
    #522245

    That was a great way to end a cold day fishing. I was

    bzzsaw
    Hudson, Wi
    Posts: 3480
    #522275

    I want 2 of whatever he just had…

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