Old is when…

  • fish_any_time
    Champlin, MN
    Posts: 2097
    November 3, 2006 at 4:25 pm #1252010

    “OLD” IS WHEN … Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one; I can’t do both!”

    “OLD ” IS WHEN … Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.

    “OLD” IS WHEN … A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

    “OLD” IS WHEN … Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

    “OLD” IS WHEN … You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.

    “OLD” IS WHEN … You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

    “OLD” IS WHEN …”Getting a little action” means you don’t need to take any fiber today

    “OLD” IS WHEN … “Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.

    “OLD” IS WHEN … An “all nighter” means not getting up to use the bathroom.

    AND

    “OLD” IS WHEN … You are not sure these are jokes

    BIGURN
    WYKOFF MN
    Posts: 18
    November 3, 2006 at 6:10 pm #495716

    THAT HITS TOO CLOSE TO HOME.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59996
    November 3, 2006 at 9:23 pm #495807

    “OLD” IS WHEN the thermostat is set at 80, you have long johns and a sweater on and your 30 something kids are opening windows to cool it down…and you yell at them to close them because your cold.

    “OLD” IS WHEN You drop a minnow on the floor of the boat to get a better grip to put it on the hair jig.

    “OLD” IS WHEN You switch to using plastics because you can’t hold on to the minnow even after it’s been on the floor.

    “OLD” IS WHEN EVERY boat that comes in has limited out on saugers and you would rather type out “OLD” IS WHEN on the computer.

    “OLD” IS WHEN you look forward to eating lutefisk.

    “OLD” IS WHEN You know Bret (with one T) is coming to Evert’s and you think a 12 pack will be enough.

    “OLD” IS WHEN You put all the bobber stops in the 50% off bin instead of making room for them on the wall.

    “OLD” IS WHEN you only put up 5 of each of the newest blade baits when you know the new colors are going to be a hit with the saugers.

    This post has not been approved by the management of Evert’s Resort. http://www.evertsfishingresort.com

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59996
    November 3, 2006 at 9:39 pm #495816

    “OLD” IS WHEN you have to go to bed earlier because you just found out Gary Wellman and Gator Hunter are coming down in the morning.

    bret_clark
    Sparta, WI
    Posts: 9362
    November 3, 2006 at 11:23 pm #495838


    That just put beer threw my nose

    bret_clark
    Sparta, WI
    Posts: 9362
    November 4, 2006 at 1:02 am #495864

    Quote:

    “OLD” IS WHEN You know Bret (with one T) is coming to Evert’s and you think a 12 pack will be enough.

    “OLD” IS WHEN..you know that is why Old Style makes an 18 pack

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59996
    November 4, 2006 at 1:07 am #495869

    “OLD IS WHEN” you wonder why people still drink Old Style?

    bret_clark
    Sparta, WI
    Posts: 9362
    November 4, 2006 at 2:12 am #495879

    “OLD IS WHEN” you never knew there was any other beer

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59996
    November 4, 2006 at 3:16 am #495898

    Got me there…

    emover
    Malcom, IA
    Posts: 1939
    November 4, 2006 at 4:15 am #495909

    OLD IS WHEN something about God’s country comes to mind… but that’s all

    I sure am glad I left my drink upstairs at least the monitor is still clean

    Best of luck BK, sounds like you’re in for a Fun Saturday

    dave

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