So here is the deal! I have to go to a Halloween Party this Saturday. Getting out of it is not an option as I have done that the last 3 years. Wife says I got to go. I am not big on the dressing up thing and never have been.
Any ideas of what to go as? I thought about throwing on the hunting clothes or snowmobile stuff.
Any thoughts or ideas of what to dress up as. If I buy a costume I would want to spend more then $50. Any help or ideas would be great.
Looking forward to this party 
I’d go as a hunter or throw a vikes jersey on and go as a football fan. Wearing your snowmobile clothes may get a little hot.
Grap your wifes favorite sheet and wear that:
Toga
Ron
Go as Osama Bin Laden or Saddam Hussien… you are sure not to get invited back next year… 
u could glue a bunch of candy wrappers to your shirt and go as the floor of a movie theater lol
I would go as the invisible man and stay home.
Tried that already
Toga, TOga, TOGa, TOGA
Damn Skippy…go as John Belushi
“Pimp” is always a good one. Just get some 70’s clothes together and act like a jackass all night! It’s lots of fun; trust me. 
Ha Ha Ha! My wife and I just went thru this the other day! In fact, when I read your post I almost thought I was reading my own writing. I also suggested I be the “Invisible Man”….didn’t fly. 
I know it’s just one day out of the whole month, but why do we have to dress up?!?!?! 
Maybe I’ll wear my favorite fishing hat and go as a disgruntled fisherman.
Good Luck to ya, I know exactly how you feel!
Wrap yourself in foil and go as the Tin Man. 
Ahh and outdoors man should go as Red Green! Make sure and bring the duck tape.
Strap on your tool belt and grab all the stuff you can and go as Tim the tool man. easy and no extra spending.
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Strap on your tool belt and grab all the stuff you can and go as Tim the tool man. easy and no extra spending.
Hopefully, you won’t be mistaken for the Construction Worker from the Village People… 
Get a big box, that you fit into. Cut holes for your legs and arms and face. Make the holes for your arms and face have a flap inside the box you can put over the hole when you want to. Then you can just hide in the box all night if it is boring. Or you can set up next to a bar and steal drinks all night when no one is looking. 
Where black pants and a shirt, pin a toy bear to your chest, and go as a road
Being the wife is making you go….dress up like a SALLY 
Just kidding
You want cheap and easy….go to the nearest thrift store or junk store or whatever you might have in your area, buy some of the ugliest clothes you can find. With that you have 2 options drag them behind your truck for a couple miles down a dirt road, smear some dirt on your face and go as a bum or get some face paint and go as a clown.
I did this a couple years ago and put a twist on it and went as a rodeo clown. Whole costume cost 12 bucks and everyone loved it because it was something original.
Just some quick easy ideas and you will score a TON of brownie points with the wife coming up with something fun. 
Go to ducttapeguys.com. They have some AWESOME ideas. and all you need is duct tape and stuff you find around the house.
Wear a large box over your upper body, cut two holes in the front, in large letters spell out MOBILE MAMMOGRAM UNIT on the box. 
Put on a pair of bib overalls, a straw hat, and carry a garden hoe. When someone ask’s what you’re supposed to be, tell them you’re a rural pimp, and this here is your best Hoe. Worked for me…….
Yeah Taztyke, you should go as yourself, I do this every year and I scare the hell out of everyone!! 
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