16 reasons why fishing is better than sex

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    I recieved this email from a frien of mine and had to share it with everyone.

    16 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX

    >1. You don’t need to hide your fishing magazines.

    >2. It’s perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with you once in awhile.

    >3. The 10 Commandments don’t say anything about fishing.

    >4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you fishing you don’t need to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

    >5. Your fishing partner doesn’t get upset about people you fished with long ago.

    >6. It’s perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.

    >7. When you see a really good fisherperson, you don’t need to feelguilty about imagining the two of you fishing together.

    >8. If your regular fishing partner isn’t available, he/she won’t object if you fish with someone else.

    >9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish by yourself.

    >10. When dealing with a fishing pro, you never have to worry if they are really an undercover cop.

    >11. You can have a fishing calendar on the wall at the office, tell jokes and invite coworkers to fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

    >12. There are no fishing transmitted diseases.

    >13. If you want to watch fishing on television, you don’t need to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

    >14. Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the rest of
    >your life.

    >15. Nobody expects you to give up fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

    >16. Your fishing partner will never say ‘ Not again? We just fished last week. Is fishing all you ever think about?’

    The only comment I have on this is AMEN!!!!

    Anonymous
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    I tip my hat to you sir and I second that “AMEN!!!!!”

    Anonymous
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    #260961

    This maybe the best post I’ve ever seen……What a great laugh……Amen to that…..

    Anonymous
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    #260964

    Are you divorced yet? I am. lol.

    Anonymous
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    #260967

    Somebody needs to put that on a T-shirt!!

    Anonymous
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    #260972

    I knew there had to be a reason I could not go more than a few days without going fishing… or at least thinking real hard about it
    Hoggie

    Anonymous
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    i was waiting for somebody to post somthing like that

    Anonymous
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    to bad i have surgery the day before the otter round up, i wish i could hear all you guys talk about your wifes and all your humor. Keep on talking im only 16 and i need to learn. lol

    Anonymous
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    #261098

    I thought it was because I am 16 times more likely to be able to do one instead of the other.

    Mercman

    JAE
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    Now if you combine the two…………….What a great day that would be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    My youngest daughter was conceived on Mille Lacs.

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