> TO BE SIX AGAIN
> A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing
> his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in
> the mirror.
> Since her 60th birthday was not far off he asked what she’d
> like to have for her Birthday.
> “I’d like to be six again”, she replied, still looking
> in the mirror.
> On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made
> her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her
> to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
> He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide,
> the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller
> coaster, everything there was.
> Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
> Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
> He then took her to a McDonald’s where he orde red he r
> a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
> Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
> her favorite candy , M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
> Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
> collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife
> with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well Dear, what
> was it like being six again??”
> Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
> changed. “I meant my dress size, you dumb [censored]!”
> The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening,
> he is gonna get it wrong.
September 1, 2006 at 5:50 pm
#1251352
You hit that nail right on the head 
