Thanks for the information, but I did see it. My FW said it this way, We are NOT buying anything that will go on my body from a fishing website. 
I tried to convince her it was a good deal, and maybe I could get him to throw in a couple crankbaits or something, but she just wouldn’t buy it. Sometimes women can just be so unreasonable

That and the fact that I did not have the heart to show the thread to her, for obvious reasons 