A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
“Tomorrow,” his wife angrily told him, “there had better be something
In our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!”
The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in
The driveway. She brought it inside, opened it, and found a brand new
Bathroom scale.
His funeral is on Saturday at 2 p.m.
