Joke of the Day

  • cherilovell
    Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1495
    #1250882

    Tickle Me Elmo:

    There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.

    The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

    Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

    The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager’s door.

    The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

    He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

    The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor.

    When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor and they’re really beginning to pile up.

    At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmos.

    She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

    The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo’s legs.

    The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.

    After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.

    “I’m sorry,” he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, “but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday…”

    “Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

    emover
    Malcom, IA
    Posts: 1939
    #462074


    I just didn’t see that one coming

    dave

    skhartke
    Somerset, WI
    Posts: 1416
    #462086

    Good one!

    love2fish
    Shoreview, Grand Rapids, MN
    Posts: 1024
    #462097

    CatfishGirl- Now that was good!!!

    vikefanmn77
    Northfield,MN
    Posts: 1493
    #462104

    Thank You. I recently suffered a serious back injury and really needed a good laugh

    rwasson
    Central Minnesota
    Posts: 7
    #462109

    Good one!

    eyejacker
    Hudson, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1890
    #462175

    Two test tickles are, as an old sage told me years ago, much like dry martinis, one is not enough and three are too many, if my mammary serves me!

    i_da_woman
    Wisconsin
    Posts: 122
    #462182

    It is a good thing you are heading back to the North Woods soon, polite society is still not ready for you!

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