>Robin Williams’s plan… (Hard to argue with this logic!)
>
>”I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not heard of a
>plan for peace. So, here’s one plan.
>1) “The US will apologize to the world for our ‘in terference’ in their
>affairs, past & present. You know: Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
>Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those ‘good ole boys;’ we
>will never ‘interfere’ again.
>
>2) “We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
>Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don’t
>want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
>sneaking through holes in the fence.
>
>3) “All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
>leave. We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the remainder
>will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or
>where they are.
>They’re illegal!!! France will welcome them.
>
>4) “All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
>days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation
>will be allowed in. If you don’t like it there, change it yourself and
>don’t hide here. Asylum would never be availa ble to anyone. We don’t
>need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>
>5) “No foreign ‘students’ over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
>If they don’t attend classes, they get a D, and it’s back home, baby.
>
>6) “The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
>energy-wise.
>This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy, but will
>require temporary drilling for oil in the Alaska wilderness. The
>caribou will have to cope for a while.
>
>7) “Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil-producing countries $10 a barrel
>for their oil. If they don’t like it, we go someplace else. They can go
>somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
>filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
>
>8) “If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
>will not ‘interfere.’ They can pray to Allah, or whomever, for seeds,
>rain, cement, or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them
>is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very
>little, if anything.
>
>9) “Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don’t
>need the spies and fair-weather friends here. Besides, the building
>would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>
>10) “All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
>can call us ‘Ugly Americans’ any longer. The language we speak is
>ENGLISH…learn it…or LEAVE.”
>
>”Now, isn’t that a winner of a plan?”
>
>”The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your tired, your
>poor, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat, and she’s
>yelling, ‘You want a piece of me?’ “
The first presidential candidate to name Robin Williams as his choice for Secretary of State will get my vote in 2008!
