AMEN ANDY ROONEY!!!!

  • jldii
    Posts: 2294
    #1250202

    I recieved this as an email a short time ago and thought I’d share it with everyone here. If you agree with it, send it along to others, if you don’t…..don’t.

    AMEN ANDY ROONEY !

    Right on, Andy Rooney!

    Andy Rooney said on “60 Minutes” a few weeks back:
    I don’t think being a minority makes you a victim of
    anything except numbers. The only things I can
    think of that are truly discriminatory are things
    like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine,
    Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black
    America.

    Try to have things like the United Caucasian College
    Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television,
    or Miss White America; and see what happens…Jesse
    Jackson will be knocking down your door.

    Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes
    you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat
    or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving
    to the ball game.

    I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason,
    that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong
    in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?

    I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is
    not a phobia, it is an opinion.

    I have the right “NOT” to be tolerant of others
    because they are different, weird, or tick me off.

    When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in
    cities where 70% of the population is black, that is
    not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability.

    I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a
    pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must
    do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be
    an American citizen, you should have to speak English!

    My father and grandfather didn’t die in vain so you
    can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.

    I think the police should have every right to shoot
    your sorry [censored] if you threaten them after they tell you to
    stop.

    If you can’t understand the word “freeze” or “stop” in
    English, see the above lines.

    I don’t think just because you were not born in this
    country, you are qualified for any special loan
    programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax
    breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop,
    trinket store, or any other business.

    We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries
    and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so
    that decades later they could come over here and tell us
    our constitution is a living document; and open to their
    interpretations.

    I don’t hate the rich I don’t pity the poor.

    I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny
    he made and continue to make more If it ticks you off,
    go and invent the next operating system that’s better,
    and put your name on the building.

    It doesn’t take a whole village to raise a child
    right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and
    smack their little behinds when necessary, and say “NO!”

    I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want
    them, but please don’t pretend they are a political
    statement.

    And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals.
    I don’t want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you
    serve me French fries!

    I am sick of “Political Correctness” I know a lot of
    black people, and not a single one of them was born in
    Africa; so how can they be “African-Americans”? Besides,
    Africa is a continent. I don’t go around saying I am a
    European-American because my great, great, great,
    great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am
    proud to be from America and nowhere else
    And if you don’t like my point of view, tough…
    I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF

    THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO

    THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS,

    ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE,

    WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

    I was asked to send this on if I agree or
    delete if I don’t.

    It is said that 86% of
    Americans believe in God. Therefore I have
    a very hard time understanding why there
    is such a problem in having “In God We
    Trust” on our money and having “God” in
    the Pledge of Allegiance. Why don’t we just
    tell the 14% to Shut Up and BE QUIET!!!

    If you agree, pass this on, if not….don’t.

    TroyR
    Silver Lake MN
    Posts: 405
    #446767

    I have a hard time believing that this is something Andy Rooney would say, but none the less It will be forwarded by me.

    biggill
    East Bethel, MN
    Posts: 11321
    #446773

    Good catch skindog. I read that more than a year ago and thought it was by Andy Rooney. I agreed with most of it, but now know that is not something that Andy Rooney would say. Looks like its a take off of a Goerge Carlin stand-up.

    Although, its too bad that we couldn’t have a pres like Andy Rooney

    jldii
    Posts: 2294
    #446816

    Well…..maybe Andy didn’t write it, but I agree with what it said!

    eyedog
    Posts: 54
    #446903

    god bless the U.S.A. and to whom ever wrote this it is so true!!! Forward on

    jwfilm1
    Aitkin, MN
    Posts: 160
    #446927

    Yep, Rooney is a lib and Carlin feels that America deserved what we got on 9/11. Listen to Carlin sometime on XM Comedy and he’ll illustrate what I said. I used to like Rooney, but he is not a positive American. Carlin is certainly anti-American. Both should move to France or Afghanistan or some other utopia. Losers. Nonetheless whoever wrote the message is right on.

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