Blonde Joke ( My wifes a Blonde )

  • magooevans
    Bedford Pa
    Posts: 15
    #1250037

    Three blondes are sitting by the river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, ” Excuse me ladies, I’d like to see your licenses”.

    ” We don’t have any.” replied the first blonde.

    “Well, if you’re going to fish ,you need a fishing licenses,” said the Game Warden.

    “But officer,” replied the second blonde, ” we aren’t fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we’re collecting debris off the bottom of the river.

    The game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. ” Well, I know of no law against it,” said the game Warden.

    ” Take all the debris you want.”

    And with that , the Game Warden left. As soon as the Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. ” What a dumb Fish Cop”, said the second blonde to the other two. ” Doesn’t he know that there are Steelheads in this river?”

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