Friday Funny

  • cougareye
    Hudson, WI
    Posts: 4145
    #1249679

    I’ve been thinking of writing a new golf book and have come up with the following chapter outline. Any suggestions!

    Table of Contents:
    >>>
    >>> Chapter 1 – How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
    >>>
    >>> Chapter 2 – How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee
    >>>
    >>> Chapter 3 – How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker
    >>>
    >>> Chapter 4 – How to Get More Distance Off the Shank
    >>>
    >>> Chapter 5 – When to Give the Ranger the Finger
    >>>
    >>> Chapter 6 – Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings
    >>>
    >>> Chapter 7 – When to Implement Handicap Management
    >>>
    >>> Chapter 8 – Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
    >>>
    >>> Chapter 9 – How to Urinate Behind a 4″ x 4″ Post Undetected.
    >>>
    >>> Chapter 10 – How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
    >>>
    >>> Chapter 11 – How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
    >>>
    >>> Chapter 12 – Why Your Spouse Doesn’t Care That You Birdied the 5th.
    >>>
    >>> Chapter 13 – How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
    >>>
    >>> Chapter 14 – How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee
    >>>
    >>> Chapter 15 – When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
    >>>
    >>> Chapter 16 – God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
    >>>
    >>> Chapter 17 – When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever
    >>>
    >>> Chapter 18 – Use a Strong Grip on the Hand Wedge and a Weak Slip on the Foot Wedge
    >>>
    >>> Chapter 19 – Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer From The Cart Girl and give Her a $3 Tip, but Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender.
    >>>

    hooks
    Crystal, Mn.
    Posts: 1268
    #436728

    Let me know when your published, i’ll take a copy!

    blue-fleck
    Dresbach, MN
    Posts: 7872
    #436730

    I think I’ll make that my new T-Shirt!!

    That is great!

    gobig-or-gohome
    Lake Minnetonka area
    Posts: 233
    #436731

    That was a good laugh for Friday

    danno34
    Posts: 170
    #436734

    How to use a Tee in the rough one of my favorite tricks.

    buckshot
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 1654
    #436735

    How to hail the Beer Cart, with said attractive beer cart girl from 4 fairways away…without causing a scene.

    PS…this can be done.

    hooks
    Crystal, Mn.
    Posts: 1268
    #436742

    I’ve found that if you tip her good the first time……..shes never far away!

    danno34
    Posts: 170
    #436744

    Chapter 20 How to where your shorts around your ankles because you cant get the ball past the womans tee box

    JAE
    Posts: 38
    #436748

    Golf talk on fishing website is just plain wrong

    big_g
    Isle, MN
    Posts: 22418
    #436755

    JAE, must be a BrianK fan

    how to %u$# up a perfectly good walk in the woods !!!

    big g

    fireman731
    Miles, Iowa
    Posts: 574
    #436818

    I could never understand golf….hit the little ball , look for the little ball in the woods, hit the little ball again so I can go looking for it again.

    Fishing I have a pretty good handle on…I tie the flashy thing on my line, swing the pole, wait for the splash and the tug, wind flashy thing with supper back to boat.

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