I’ve been thinking of writing a new golf book and have come up with the following chapter outline. Any suggestions!
Table of Contents:
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>>> Chapter 1 – How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
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>>> Chapter 2 – How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee
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>>> Chapter 3 – How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker
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>>> Chapter 4 – How to Get More Distance Off the Shank
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>>> Chapter 5 – When to Give the Ranger the Finger
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>>> Chapter 6 – Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings
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>>> Chapter 7 – When to Implement Handicap Management
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>>> Chapter 8 – Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
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>>> Chapter 9 – How to Urinate Behind a 4″ x 4″ Post Undetected.
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>>> Chapter 10 – How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
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>>> Chapter 11 – How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
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>>> Chapter 12 – Why Your Spouse Doesn’t Care That You Birdied the 5th.
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>>> Chapter 13 – How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
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>>> Chapter 14 – How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee
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>>> Chapter 15 – When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
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>>> Chapter 16 – God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
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>>> Chapter 17 – When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever
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>>> Chapter 18 – Use a Strong Grip on the Hand Wedge and a Weak Slip on the Foot Wedge
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>>> Chapter 19 – Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer From The Cart Girl and give Her a $3 Tip, but Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender.
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