American Management (funny)

  • John Luebker
    Posts: 694
    #1249003

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    A Japanese company and an American company decided to have a canoe race
    in the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach
    their peak performance before the race. On the big day the Japanese won by a mile.

    Afterward, the American team became discouraged and depressed. American
    management decided the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found.
    A management team made up of senior managers was formed to investigate
    and recommend appropriate action. Their conclusion was the Japanese had
    eight people rowing and one person steering, while the American team
    had eight people steering and one person rowing. So American management
    hired a consulting company and paid them an incredible sum. After six
    months, they advised that too many people were steering the boat, while
    not enough people were rowing. To prevent losing to the Japanese again
    next year, the rowing team’s management structure was totally
    reorganized to four steering supervisors, three area-steering
    superintendents and one assistant-superintendent steering manager.

    They also implemented a new performance system that would give the
    person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called
    the “Rowing Team Quality First Program,” with meetings, dinners and
    free pens for the rower. Even new paddles and medical-benefit
    incentives were promised for a winner. “We must give the rower the
    empowerment and enrichments through this quality program.”

    The next year the Japanese won by two miles.

    Humiliated, the American management laid off the rowers for poor
    performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles and
    canceled all capital investments for new equipment.

    The money saved was distributed to the senior executives as bonuses for
    a job well done.

    690reece
    Hutchinson,Minnesota
    Posts: 351
    #423216

    I think it is sad to say that this is more true than false . I only hope that it is NOT to late to change the future of our wonderful country! I want my 2 year old son to be able to experience alot of the same things that I did in the 70’s and 80’s. God Bless 690reece

    Matt Hall
    Mount Horeb, WI
    Posts: 392
    #423227

    Did they look into outsourcing for the rowers? They could have 40 rowers for the same salary they were paying the 8 US rowers. That means they would have 40 quality rowers rather than 8, right? I’ll stop there.

    baldorman
    Brooklyn Park, MN
    Posts: 19
    #423234

    Uh Ooooo… I think I work for that American Company

    wetboots
    Oakdale MN
    Posts: 134
    #423236

    I think they need to have a meeting with “The Bobs”.

    John Luebker
    Posts: 694
    #423244

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    Did they look into outsourcing for the rowers? They could have 40 rowers for the same salary they were paying the 8 US rowers. That means they would have 40 quality rowers rather than 8, right? I’ll stop there.


    What do you mean

    baldorman
    Brooklyn Park, MN
    Posts: 19
    #423272

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    I think they need to have a meeting with “The Bobs”.


    Have you seen my Stapler?

    matt_grow
    Albertville MN
    Posts: 2019
    #423308

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    I think they need to have a meeting with “The Bobs”.


    Have you seen my Stapler?


    John Schultz
    Inactive
    Portage, WI
    Posts: 3309
    #423351

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    I think they need to have a meeting with “The Bobs”.


    Have you seen my Stapler?



    I could watch the squirrels and they were married.

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