Wisconsin Joke

> >> Ole and Sven die and wake up in hell. The devil stops in and sees them
> >> dressed in parkas and mittens, warming themselves around the fire. The
> >> devil asks them, “What are you doing? Isn’t it hot enough for you?”
> >>
> >> Ole replies, “Vell, you know, ve’re from nordern Visconsin, da land of
> >> snow an ice, an ve’re yust happy fer a chance to varm up a little bit,
> >> you know.”
> >>
> >> Later when the devil returns to the room of the two guys from
> >> Wisconsin, he finds them in T-shirts, grilling walleye and drinking
> >> beer. The devil is astonished.
> >> “Everyone down here is in misery and you two seem to be enjoying
> >> yourselves..”
> >>
> >> Sven replies, “Vell, ya know, ve don’t git too much varm veather back
> >> home in Visconsin, so ve’ve got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather’s
> >> disnice.”
> >>
> >> The devil is so furious he can’t see straight. >Finally, he comes up
> >> with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been
> >> cold all their lives. So, the devil decides to turn off all the heat
> >> in hell. The next morning, the temperature is 40 below zero. Every
> >> person living in hell is shivering something awful. Icicles are
> >> hanging everywhere. The devil smiles and heads for
> >> the room where Ole and Sven are living and finds them back in their
> >> parka and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and
> >> screaming like mad men. The devil is dumbfounded. “I can’t understand.
> &g t;> When I turn up the heat you’re happy. Now it’s freezing cold and
> >> you’re still happy. What’s wrong with you two?”
> >>
> >> Ole and Sven looked at the devil in surprise and say, “Vell, don’t ya
> >> know? If hell is froze over, dat must mean the Packers yust won a
> >> game.”

Good one. You got one thing wrong though. Ole & Sven are from northern Minnesota, not Wisconsin. The joke works better with the Vikings anyway.

Eyehunter

DID YA HERE ABOUT THE WAR BETWEEN MINNESOTA AND WISCONSIN ?

THE MINNESOTA PEOPLE WERE THROWING HAND GERNADES ACROSS THE RIVER.

THE WISCONSIN PEOPLE WERE PULLING THE PINS AND THROWING THEM BACK

Oh come on now! You can’t tell me Iowans are partial to Wisconsins. You guys don’t even have a border with them.

Your from IOWA………………………….. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Iowa does share a common border with Wisconsin from the Minnesota state line down to Dubuque. I’d guess it is only a little over 100 miles but it is a common border. I have nothing against Minnesota or Wisconsin. As far as states go I like them both very much and I enjoy the time I spend in each state every year. I just associate Scandanavian Ole and Sven as being from Minnesota because of Minnesota’s large Scandanavian population. I also think of Wisconsin as having more of a German/Swiss desent population with the beer, sausages and cheese. Iowa is a mix of the two. Just like me, half Norweigen and half German. Now that is a mix made in heaven.

Eyehunter

Well don’t I look stupid or more like
We’re all good sports around here.

eyehunter,

Here’s one for both states…

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had
covertly funded a multi-state project with auto makers where black box
voice recorders were installed in 4-wheel drive pickup trucks and
SUV’s

in an effort to understand the last 15 seconds of a fatal accident.
The Board was surprised to find the recorded last words of drivers in
48 of the 50 states were all the same: “Oh, S$%T!”
Only the states of Wisconsin and Minnesota were different, where the
final words were: “Hold my beer, I’m gonna try somethin”

Now thats funny

Its too early for this one to die.

After God created the earth, he was asked why he made it the way he did. God said that he created it so that there were opposites. Some places cold, others hot. Some with mountains, others flat land. Deserts and rainforests, old and young. His follower then pointed to a specific area on the map and asked what it was as it appeared to be perfect. God replied, “That is Iowa. The weather is perfect, the soil is perfect for growing crops to sustain life, the people from Iowa will be the most intelligent, hardest working, and most loving in all the world.” God’s follower then asked how such people were possible if he wanted there to be opposites all around the globe. With that God said, “You should see the idiots I’m putting in Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, Missouri, and Nebraska.”

From http://www.churchsigngenerator.com.

Kind of fun to play with.