Friday Joke

  • sandbar
    Woodbury, MN
    Posts: 1029
    #1248562

    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that
    it’s his daughter’s birthday.

    He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, “How much is theBarbie on the display window?”

    The salesperson answers, “Which one? We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95
    Shopping Barbie for $19.95 Beach Barbie for $19.95 Disco Barbie for$19.95 Divorced Barbie for $265.95″.

    The amazed father asks: “What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 andall the others only $19.95?”

    The salesperson annoyingly answers : “Sir…, “Divorced Barbie comeswith:
    Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer
    and… One of Ken’s Friends.

    sandbar
    Woodbury, MN
    Posts: 1029
    #411669

    I should have realized a woman would get a kick out of that joke. The thing that disturbs me the most is where Ken loses his boat.

    eyejacker
    Hudson, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1890
    #411689

    Today I can laugh, however, I ken still remember the pain! No more shore fishing these days!

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