Packers Scedule

2006 PACKERS SCHEDULE

September
14…………….Taft Junior High School
21…………….Cub Scout Troop #101
28…………….Green Bay Blind Academy

October
05…………….Spanish American War Vets
12…………….Crippled Children’s Home
19…………….Appleton Mental Hospital
26…………….Girl Scout Troop # 353

November
02……………..Wisconsin Venereal Disease Clinic
09……………..Depere Boys Choir
16……………..Korean Amputees

SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
08………………Sheboygan Gay Boys Club

** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **

1 – When playing polio patients, the Packers must not disconnect knee braces.
2 – When playing the Blind Academy, the Packers must not hide the football under their jerseys.

** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

1 – A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all you Packer fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
2 – The Packers will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 – The Packers will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4 – The Packers will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
5 – The Packers will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

** COACHING CHANGES **

Mike Sherman will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won’t choke on the big ones!!!

Now thats funny

That hurts, and I’m a Viking fan. Will wait and see what some actual Pack Backers have to say.

Jack..

Hey Watts:
The Nov. 2 game will be a tough one as the ViQueens always play tough, at home, coming off a “Boat Trip”. And with Tice out of work he will be in town to Scalp tickets when the ViQueenies plays in Green Bay.

Just to clarify something here This was sent to us from one Packer fan to another. This is meant as a joke and only a joke

My post was ment to be also “Tongue in cheek”.

I STILL SEE THEM GOING 4 AND 12, THIS IS GOING TO BE SOME TOUGH YEARS.

LIKE THE MONICA FOR COACH THOUGH.

With that schedule and a successful draft, I can see the Pack improving their W-L record to a respectable 7-9 next year, maybe even 8-8!

2006 Vikings Schedule

September

14…………….MN Corrections guards

21…………….WI Corrections guards

28…………….ND Corrections Guards

October

05…………….MN Inmates team 3

12…………….ND Inmates team 1

19…………….WI Female Inmates

26…………….IA Intramural Inmates

November

02……………..SD Juvinile detention

09……………..Hennepin County unwed mothers

16……………..Minneapolis strippers guild

SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME

December

08………………Hennepin Ave “Ladies” club

** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **

1 – Vikings players must remain fully clothed at all times during games.

2 – When playing the female teams, no talking to(propositioning)the opposing team will be allowed.

** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

1 – “Holding” when called against female teams will be assesed a 20 yd walkoff

2 – The Vikings will be searched for any “devices” not football related prior to all games.

3 – The Correctional officers teams will be allowed to carry handcuffs during all their games.

4 – ALL games will be video taped for ID of any players who say they were wrongly accused. Names will be pinted on Helmets as well as jerseys for this purpose as well.

5 – A win will only be awarded if the offensive production is in excess of 100 yards. Wins by special teams will be allowed as long as the offense shows up to play.

** COACHING CHANGES **

This season, a “real” coach will be required, his salary commesurrate with those of his peers to avoid selling of team items, equipment or tickets to suppliment his salary.

Awwww, whats the matter? Purple people don’t have a sense of humor?