He caught herpes last summer and went to the doctor under the alias Ron Mexico. The name was discovered when the pharmacist asked for ID for his prescription and he couldn’t produce any.
I thought that he was telling women that he was Ron Mexico and he gave one of them herpes and she busted him.
As a side note, the NFL will NOT ALLOW you to buy #7 Atlanta Falcon jerseys with the name Ron Mexico on it. Apparently, they were selling like hot cakes until they found out why.
Tried my IDA user name and came up with = Bjorn Hong Kong My wifes name (Guadalupe Jensen) came back = Jasmine Morocco Sounds like a stripper name to me!