stupid cat !!!

  • big water
    Andover ,MN
    Posts: 291
    #1248408

    my wifes dumb cat went fishing last night the cat caught 2 sucker minnows 1/2 doz crappie minnows and 2 fat heads
    one of the two (wife or cat )has got to go and i know if she goes the cat will go to

    sgt._rock
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 2517
    #408008

    Did it look like this??

    blufloyd
    Posts: 698
    #408021

    I do not know about your cat but the cat in pix you’d have to pour a little water out before sticking cat in and bending the tabs down on lid. Then paint bucket blaze orange stencil no hunting on it and let the semi auto guys use for target practice. I love cats taste a bit like chicken. Not enough meat on thighs though unlike wives. this is humor not to be taken seriously.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #408037

    Blu…my wife wants to talk with you…

    Why do I get in trouble…when it was YOU that said it…I just showed her the post!

    blufloyd
    Posts: 698
    #408082

    I know girls are just wacky about cats….

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #408083

    Quote:


    Not enough meat on thighs though unlike wives


    I’m thinking it didn’t have anything to do with cats….

    blufloyd
    Posts: 698
    #408088

    Well she can have the neck and tail then, too many bones for me.

    fishahollik
    South Range, WI
    Posts: 1776
    #408145

    “Cat, the OTHER white meat”

    They have shake and bake for chicken, I tried patenting “shake and soak” where you put 4 or 5 in a gunny sack with a cement block and throw in the river, but the FDA said the SPCA may not approve.

    jwellsy
    Posts: 1557
    #408163

    Sometimes you need big thighs for life support of a big _____cat.

    That is Simon, he is a Norweigen Forest Cat.
    Last time we weighed him he was a svelt 16# but I think he has picked up a few more. Actually he has adopted me, he follows me around like a dog everywhere I go and talks and sings to me. He has about 2dozen vocalizations, I swear at times he says yes, no, mama and hello. I keep working on getting him to say Uck You and he has done it a few times.

    If you’ve never heard of a Norweigen Forrest Cat do a google search on them and read their descriptions they are very cool cats indeed.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #408164

    I’ve heard in Milwaukee, they are fighting back?!

    DMan
    Long Lake IL.
    Posts: 350
    #408166

    Did you know, the more you run over a cat the flatter it gets!

    warrenmn
    Minnesota
    Posts: 687
    #408167

    I’m trying to decide if your actually mad at the cat for eating your minnows, or having better luck fishing than you did.
    WarrenMN

    jldii
    Posts: 2294
    #408185

    Cats…make good muskie bait.

    (I suggest adding a collar with a large Colorado blade hanging off it to add some flash!)

    emover
    Malcom, IA
    Posts: 1939
    #408231

    Everytime I see the title of this post, I just keep asking myself “Is there any other kind?”

    dave

    chris-tuckner
    Hastings/Isle MN
    Posts: 12318
    #408294

    Quote:


    Blu…my wife wants to talk with you…

    Why do I get in trouble…when it was YOU that said it…I just showed her the post!


    Duh!
    Some things you just have to keep to yourself!

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