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Subject: FW: 2006 Packers Schedule
2006 PACKERS SCHEDULE
September
14…………….Taft Junior High School
21…………….Cub Scout Troop #101
28……………Green Bay Blind Academy
October
05……………..Spanish American War Vets
12…………….Crippled Children’s Home
19…………….Appleton Mental Hospital
26…………….Girl Scout Troop # 353
November
02………………Wisconsin Venereal Disease Clinic
09……………..Depere Boys Choir
16……………..Korean Amputees
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
08………………Sheboygan Gay Boys Club
** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 – When playing polio patients, the Packers must not disconnect
knee braces.
2 – When playing the Blind Academy, the Packers must not hide
the football under their jerseys.
** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **
1 – A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line
for
all you Packer fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6
points.
2 – The Packers will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 – The Packers will be allowed to substitute with band members at
anytime.
4 – The Packers will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the
opposing team.
5 – The Packers will be awarded a first down with each gain of three
yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
** NAME CHANGE **
The Green Bay Packers will be changed to the “Green Bay Tampons” as
they
are only good for one period and have no second string.
** COACHING CHANGES **
Mike Sherman will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt
blow
a few, but she certainly won’t