The Pack?

  • jboecker
    Illinois
    Posts: 88
    #405545

    I didn’t see the Pack as being a SB contender this year. I’m no expert by any means but they just didn’t do enough in the off-season to help out that defense. And breaking up the continuity of that offensive line was a bad move as well.

    B.C.
    La Crosse, WI
    Posts: 1111
    #405631

    If you’re implying that I lack knowledge of the game, then maybe we should meet somewhere and talk football. When it comes to the Packers, I know my ****.

    I would criticize your spelling, but I think you know where you’re sitting.

    sandbar
    Woodbury, MN
    Posts: 1029
    #405685

    B.C.
    La Crosse, WI
    Posts: 1111
    #405793

    sgt._rock
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 2517
    #406411

    I’m a Packer Fan. Got this from my sister and too good not to share.

    Subject: FW: 2006 Packers Schedule

    2006 PACKERS SCHEDULE

    September
    14…………….Taft Junior High School
    21…………….Cub Scout Troop #101
    28……………Green Bay Blind Academy

    October
    05……………..Spanish American War Vets
    12…………….Crippled Children’s Home
    19…………….Appleton Mental Hospital
    26…………….Girl Scout Troop # 353

    November
    02………………Wisconsin Venereal Disease Clinic
    09……………..Depere Boys Choir
    16……………..Korean Amputees

    SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
    December
    08………………Sheboygan Gay Boys Club

    ** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **

    1 – When playing polio patients, the Packers must not disconnect
    knee braces.
    2 – When playing the Blind Academy, the Packers must not hide
    the football under their jerseys.

    ** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

    1 – A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line
    for
    all you Packer fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6
    points.
    2 – The Packers will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
    3 – The Packers will be allowed to substitute with band members at
    anytime.
    4 – The Packers will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the
    opposing team.
    5 – The Packers will be awarded a first down with each gain of three
    yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

    ** NAME CHANGE **

    The Green Bay Packers will be changed to the “Green Bay Tampons” as
    they
    are only good for one period and have no second string.

    ** COACHING CHANGES **

    Mike Sherman will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt
    blow
    a few, but she certainly won’t

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