A blonde is complaining to her friend about the bad day she’d had at work. Her boss had suffered a heart attack and died.
Her friend said, “How horrible! What did you do?”
The blonde shook her head. “There was nothing I could do. He kept yelling at me to call 9-1-1, but he wouldn’t tell me the rest of the numbers…”
Ron
Protesting bad blonde jokes!
Good one
Do you know what the difference is between a blonde and a brick?
The brick knows!!
But for the record, I love blondes.. 
What do you call a redhead standing between a blonde and a brunette?
Interpeter!
My wife is blonde, Actually I married my wife because of a blonde joke. 
I married one too!
18 years ago!
If my favorite wife sees this…you’ll know why I’m not on the computer any longer…they don’t have computer access in hospitals.
She has this urge to “collect” excersise equipment. You know, buys the bike, treadmill, stairmaster, gym and whatever that ball thing is that you roll around on the floor with….then never uses it. They become objects to collect cloths, dust and candles.
This last summer I put my foot down and told her “you need to get rid of the stuff you don’t ever use….or I will!”
Of course, I might as well have been talking to my dogs…in fact, she did cock her head sideways a little like the boys do.
A few weeks later, she spotted one of the “new and improved” tread mills in the Sunday paper and called the number…it was busy.
She called four times before she realize she was calling her own number…
I love my blonde! (Lord help me! )
….and another, to keep this thread going…
Three blondes walked into a bar….you’d think they would have ducked.
Well, unlike some of you’s, I didn’t marry a Blonde…………..But at times she acts like one!
Oh well, you only live once…………….so why not live on the edge! 
I married one also. There are only two things that keep me from responding to this post. They are Fear and Common Sense and I do not possess much of the latter, so she tells me!
Well I married a red head, some 30 years ago, and that is the answer to Hooks ?
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Oh well, you only live once…………….so why not live on the edge!
dave
How to tell if an antelope is blonde
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what was the joke 
OMG, that antelope video is hilarious I almost spit Dr.Pepper all over.
Been chuckling over that video for two days….great stuff!
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