Accident in the Lutey factory!

Putz’s Accident
Putz was working at the fish plant up nort in Dulut when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in the clinic and when he got there. The Norsky doctor looked at Putz and said, “Let’s have da fingers and I’ll see what I can do.”

Putz said, “I haven’t got da fingers.”

“What do you mean, you haven’t got da fingers?” he said. “Lord – It’s
2005! We’s got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I
could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn’t you bring
da
fingers?”

To which Putz says…

“How da heck was I suppose to pick dem up?”

Good one Chris!

(not that I condone Lute bashing… )

At least I didn’t get caught with my hand on the pickle slicer.

AbsoLUTEY Hilarious!
Now, Putz, won’t count anymore!

Should make getting dat Lutey oot of the plastic a bit tricky too!

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At least I didn’t get caught with my hand on the pickle slicer.

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Putz, you should not worry so much about your hand!

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Should make getting dat Lutey oot of the plastic a bit tricky too!

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Good thing he finally rolled that 300, now he’ll have to take up ping pong!

There will be lutey to take out of the plastic on Mille Lacs next month. I’ll save some for ya, Tuck.

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Good thing he finally rolled that 300, now he’ll have to take up ping pong!

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EJ, how is he supposed to hold the ping pong paddle? Ohhh, I get it!

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There will be lutey to take out of the plastic on Mille Lacs next month. I’ll save some for ya, Tuck.

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Ish.

If I want the shack to myself for a while, I may take you up on it!

Oh wait! That means you would be the only one in there with me!
Let me re-think this for a while… I am not up for a Norwegian “Cage Match” yet!

That was the funniest joke ive heard all year. Keep them coming.

Gabehowe?

You haven’t met Putz have you….

Ripp’en!