Hey Brian.. I just had another thought that may help..
Pick up a couple bottles of Alkaseltzers(sp?) and use a little bit of blue food coloring and hang a bunch of them on that shrub of yours. If the birds eat it, they will not be decorating your deck anymore… Easier to sweep up birds than it is the blue bombs (Our neighbor has one of those shrubs also).
Ok, a first for me…a serious response. Brian, use quatinary ammonia, it will break down the enzyms in the crap and will clean up easier. You can dilute it or use it full strength. This is non toxic to animals once it has dried and is safe around food as well. It is used in processing plants to clean walls, tables and equipment. Plus it is a great disenfectant. Can buy it at Farm & Fleet I think.
The salt, bleach and Dawn dishsoap will probably be OK, but in your post I saw the mention of LUTE 
………..Don’t add that or you may get a visit from the Dept of Homeland Security!!!!!!!!!!! 
I would probably just move 
That sounds like the easiest thing to do 
Ummm…thanks guys!
COME ONNNN ICE!!!
These guys need something to do!!!
(although I liked the four wheeler with the two .50’s!)
Thank you Sir! It’s always good getting the first one out of the way! I’m no longer a IDA Virgin! 
I do not have a good way for you to get it cleaned off BUT once you do have it clean put out some plastic OWL DECOYS! The birds will go out of there way to stay away from it and they might even stay away from your yard all together! It has worked around my place for squirrels! Give it a shot! 
…that’s funny! My squirrels must be wacko! I had and owl on my mail box post for five years… I have a picture around here someplace of a squirrel sitting on top of it eating a nut!
Ps catfish decoys don’t work either!
What area do you live in? Fish which rivers, lakes?
Thanks for trying anyway….all these guys are a little squirrely today…
Try “[censored]”cetone it strips and cleans most anything 
Call PETA, tell them if they clean up the mess, you will spare the flocking birds!
That was good EJ!
It’s going to snow this weekend. That will hide it. Come spring it may be gone. Why rush into anything. 
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