Pretty PLEASE Mr. Putz???

  • chris-tuckner
    Hastings/Isle MN
    Posts: 12318
    #1248049

    Would you please sing “Ode to Lutey” for our Holiday enjoyment here on IDA? My Christmas season will not be complete if you don’t!
    Pretty please???
    Tuck

    eyejacker
    Hudson, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1890
    #398499

    Putz will, no doubt, post ‘The Ode to Lutey’, however, I am certain it will not be the same harrowing experience I suffered through while fishing with him recently and listening to his mellifluous incantations, while in a mystical trance, as he opened up a package of the ‘stuff’ in my boat! And for that, consider yourself very fortunate indeed!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #398514

    I plead the 2nd ammendment…NO not the 5th….

    the 2nd…

    the right to keep and bear arms!

    Thanks EG!

    emover
    Malcom, IA
    Posts: 1939
    #398517

    and if that arm happens to be attached to lutey, you want it kept as far away as possible, right?

    dave

    putz
    Cottage Grove, Minn
    Posts: 1551
    #398557

    I don’t know……this has all the looks of a conspiracy to blackmail.

    Like I told Brian, I may do it if he follows me into the shower (ala Sid Hatman) since that’s where I do my best work.

    Now that you have recovered from that mental picture, this reminded me of an oldie but goodie.

    Like the elephant asked me while I was in the shower, “You feed yourself with that thing?”

    chris-tuckner
    Hastings/Isle MN
    Posts: 12318
    #398559

    Ouch!
    My mental mind bubble just burst! That was just wrong, and uncalled for!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #398562

    Um..Putz…you can be in the shower…I prefer to be on the other end of the phone…thank you…

    PS migdet elephant?

    blue-fleck
    Dresbach, MN
    Posts: 7872
    #398577

    Quote:


    Like I told Brian, I may do it if he follows me into the shower


    You might not want to invite Brian into the shower. The last time he stepped into a tub, he decided to share the experience with a catfish and a camera. Not what you would call “must see” photography….

    eyejacker
    Hudson, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1890
    #398582

    There was an old man from Nantucket etc, etc, etc!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #398600

    Fishing Machine…tell Putz you think his melodious voice would be welcome for a little holiday cheer(?). He’s bashfull.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #398627

    Matt, I’m going to have to stop over to your place next time Putz has to go to the VA hospital…once you hear O’de to Lute…it will stick in your mind for days.

    This is going to be a classic hit!

    matt_grow
    Albertville MN
    Posts: 2019
    #398633

    The VA isn’t far from my place but please keep that stinking song away from me. Pun intended

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #398653

    I think the song…like the fish doesn’t have to be…too close to cause harm.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #399468

    Putz is worried about black mail…but I promised him that I wouldn’t tell Boss of Putz about his flirting.

    chris-tuckner
    Hastings/Isle MN
    Posts: 12318
    #399489

    Sure looks like Kooty’s finger prints on that animal

    putz
    Cottage Grove, Minn
    Posts: 1551
    #399490

    Thought this thread died.

    Good restraint, EJ. I’m not touching that animal picture either. No Brian at the baaaaaack door jokes or anything. We got in trouble last time.

    eyejacker
    Hudson, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1890
    #399494

    The pic somehow reminds me of my favorite rock band, ewe-2!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #399510

    Putz! It’s the giving season!…er..we’re back to the Luti song now…

    Although this could be your three seconds of fame, I have to tell you…I doubt that you’ll ever make it to Star Search!

    ————–
    Lutifisk free for over 49 years.

    farmboy1
    Mantorville, MN
    Posts: 3668
    #399522

    All I have to say is that I was only helping it over the fence

    cattinaddict
    Catfish country
    Posts: 419
    #399527

    come on putz, sing the song

    CA

    cattinaddict
    Catfish country
    Posts: 419
    #399792

    ttt sorry but couldnt resist

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #399795

    Thanks Sean!

    fishinfool
    mn
    Posts: 788
    #399803

    Hey Putz. There used to be a lutefisk dinner story that aired on the radio years ago. I cant remember it all but part of the story said something about the odor peeling the wallpaper off the wall. Do you know of it and the name of it. FISHINFOOL

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #399920

    Ya know? I’m thinking that we’ll have to take a lesson from all the Who’s from Whoville…

    We’ll all have to start chanting…

    Sing the song Putz! Sing the song Putz!Sing the song Putz! Sing the song Putz!Sing the song Putz! Sing the song Putz!

    …and if enough of us do this….Putz will hear the littlest baby chanting…and a tear would come to the eye of Putz and slowly..softly, he will start out…

    OOOOO Lutifisk….O LUTIFISK….By the time he was half way through…he would make Jake Antonio Barneman sound like an out of oil 2 stroke.

    Let’s do it Putzki!

    putz
    Cottage Grove, Minn
    Posts: 1551
    #400024

    All right…all right. Anything to kill this thread. I’ll get ahold of you sometime in the next couple of weeks, Brian. Now that bow hunting is starting, it will be a little busy.

    Who’s that Jake guy anyway?

    FF, I’ve heard that story but don’t know where it came from. Would be fun to hear it again though.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #400025


    Coming Soon! How to order your own Signed and Number Ode to Lutifisk CD!

    Recorded LIVE IN CONCERT!

    This will be a Limited Edition CD*

    *Delivery not guaranteed before Christmas as we are having problems with the Nor-we-gian talent.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #400028

    Please practice in the woods….

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