Would you please sing “Ode to Lutey” for our Holiday enjoyment here on IDA? My Christmas season will not be complete if you don’t!
Pretty please???
Tuck
November 22, 2005 at 4:16 pm
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Would you please sing “Ode to Lutey” for our Holiday enjoyment here on IDA? My Christmas season will not be complete if you don’t!
Pretty please???
Tuck
Putz will, no doubt, post ‘The Ode to Lutey’, however, I am certain it will not be the same harrowing experience I suffered through while fishing with him recently and listening to his mellifluous incantations, while in a mystical trance, as he opened up a package of the ‘stuff’ in my boat! And for that, consider yourself very fortunate indeed!
I plead the 2nd ammendment…NO not the 5th….
the 2nd…
the right to keep and bear arms!
Thanks EG!
and if that arm happens to be attached to lutey, you want it kept as far away as possible, right?
dave
I don’t know……this has all the looks of a conspiracy to blackmail.
Like I told Brian, I may do it if he follows me into the shower (ala Sid Hatman) since that’s where I do my best work.
Now that you have recovered from that mental picture, this reminded me of an oldie but goodie.
Like the elephant asked me while I was in the shower, “You feed yourself with that thing?”
Ouch!
My mental mind bubble just burst! That was just wrong, and uncalled for!
Um..Putz…you can be in the shower…I prefer to be on the other end of the phone…thank you…
PS migdet elephant?
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Like I told Brian, I may do it if he follows me into the shower
You might not want to invite Brian into the shower. The last time he stepped into a tub, he decided to share the experience with a catfish and a camera. Not what you would call “must see” photography….
Fishing Machine…tell Putz you think his melodious voice would be welcome for a little holiday cheer(?). He’s bashfull.
Matt, I’m going to have to stop over to your place next time Putz has to go to the VA hospital…once you hear O’de to Lute…it will stick in your mind for days.
This is going to be a classic hit!
The VA isn’t far from my place but please keep that stinking song away from me. Pun intended
I think the song…like the fish doesn’t have to be…too close to cause harm.
Putz is worried about black mail…but I promised him that I wouldn’t tell Boss of Putz about his flirting.
Thought this thread died.
Good restraint, EJ. I’m not touching that animal picture either. No Brian at the baaaaaack door jokes or anything. We got in trouble last time.
Putz! It’s the giving season!…er..we’re back to the Luti song now…
Although this could be your three seconds of fame, I have to tell you…I doubt that you’ll ever make it to Star Search!
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Lutifisk free for over 49 years.
Hey Putz. There used to be a lutefisk dinner story that aired on the radio years ago. I cant remember it all but part of the story said something about the odor peeling the wallpaper off the wall. Do you know of it and the name of it. FISHINFOOL
Ya know? I’m thinking that we’ll have to take a lesson from all the Who’s from Whoville…
We’ll all have to start chanting…
Sing the song Putz! Sing the song Putz!Sing the song Putz! Sing the song Putz!Sing the song Putz! Sing the song Putz!
…and if enough of us do this….Putz will hear the littlest baby chanting…and a tear would come to the eye of Putz and slowly..softly, he will start out…
OOOOO Lutifisk….O LUTIFISK….By the time he was half way through…he would make Jake Antonio Barneman sound like an out of oil 2 stroke.
Let’s do it Putzki!
All right…all right. Anything to kill this thread. I’ll get ahold of you sometime in the next couple of weeks, Brian. Now that bow hunting is starting, it will be a little busy.
Who’s that Jake guy anyway?
FF, I’ve heard that story but don’t know where it came from. Would be fun to hear it again though.
Coming Soon! How to order your own Signed and Number Ode to Lutifisk CD!
Recorded LIVE IN CONCERT!
This will be a Limited Edition CD*
*Delivery not guaranteed before Christmas as we are having problems with the Nor-we-gian talent.
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