Does anyone know what ever happened to the legendary IDER Bill Brasky. Damn was he a mountain of a man at 7’8″ and 530lbs. He was a tough fellow as well. Does anyone remember the time when Bill Brasky had a four day heart attack…a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese, did anyone ever remember that?
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you OK mack ?
If I remember correctly, Bill Brasky was a character on the old SNL. It was funny as 
too.
To Bill Brasky! 
YOUR KILLING ME….I think I have almost a mouth full of chew that just went down my throat, thanks for the laugh. I got tears in my eyes on that one…….BILL BRASKY 
You should have named that boat of yours BILL BRASKY….because after 1 ride in that baby the stories are going to fly!!!!!
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I went horseback riding with Brasky, but there weren’t any horses around? Well, Brasky throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well wouldn’t you know it my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Brasky decides to enter me in the Breeders Cup, right? Under the name Turkish Delight. And I’m running in second place when suddenly I BREAK MY ANKLE. So they’re about to shoot me when someone from the crowd yells out, “God bless him, don’t shoot him he’s a human!”
Bill Brasky is a son of a [censored] I know Bill Brasky, the second son of Brasky
Here’s a link to some scripts from SNL that, since I’m a little bored here at the end of the day, I found so I could respond to Mack’s post: Bill Brasky Scripts It’s pretty funny stuff.
to BILL BRASKY
lmao!
“He sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the monkeybutts!”
“You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!”
“He has dandruff the size of mice!”
“He jogged with a fridge on his back!”
“Bill Brasky was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!”
“His first name is Bill! ……. I’m drunk.”
“He’s a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.”
“He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen.”
He was a real SOB. We guided him for 15 minutes until we dropped him off at the Blue Goose. He pulled in all the gill nets along 169 with one hand and drank a 1/2 gallon of wild turkey with the other while riding a stolen Harley softail no handed.. Yep he was a legend.. But a real SOB..
Was it Bill in the yellow speedo?
’twasn’t me alvin…. It was Bill Puztski 
Somehow I just don’t see this drawing the kind of attention that Lip Rippers post made with his bathing suit fishing post
So thats why your picture looks the way it does 
Good Stuff Mack
Someone should make up a true “fish story” and send it in w/ some photo shopped modified pics and have the fishermans name be Bill Brasky.
For example:
Bill Brasky of Red Wing Minnesota caught and released this 35″ walleye that was said to weigh 19 pounds on a digital scale. The fish was take near the dam using blue indian corn. Mr Brasky claims that blue is the best color of indian corn to use in the late fall for big walleye.
Last week, Bill Brasky CPR’d this 32″ rainbow from 7 Mile Creek.
It would be quite a goof, and those dopes (if the big mouth musky fame) would probably buy it.
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