Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation
took place:
First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing
this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in our
house next weekend.”
Second guy: “That’s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her
a new deck for the pool.”
Third guy: “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
will remodel the kitchen for her.”
They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a
word. So they asked him, “You haven’t said anything about what you had to
do
to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?”
Fourth guy: “I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off
my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, “Fishing or Sex” and she said,
“Wear sun-block.” 
Ready to go EYETRACKER!!! 
Good luck in Idaho!!!1