A father spoke to his son, “It’s time we had a little talk
my son. Soon you will have urges and feelings you’ve never
had before. Your heart will pound and your hands will sweat.
You’ll be preoccupied and won’t be able to think of anything
else.”
The boy stared wide eyed and said, “Yes.”
The father continued, “But don’t worry, it’s perfectly normal.
It’s called fishing.”
Being a father of two daughters, thats is exactly what I expect each and every one of you to be telling your son’s 
Good one.
Here is one I found the other day I call it “the Mike Anderson story” 
A muskie fisherman is sitting in his favorite tavern after a long day of fishing with no luck. A woman walks into the bar and is very upset and crying. The muskie fisherman asks the lady, “What’s wrong?”
“I was at the lake with my toy poodle, letting her swim when a huge muskie came up from under the water and ate my poor little dog!” said the lady.
The muskie fisherman replied, “What color was that dog?”
That reminds me of the pond my Son and I have been catching 4 and 5 pound Bass out of all summer. Late yesterday evening we caught 2 4#, a 4 1/2 #, and a 5#. The pond isn’t big enough to hold too many fish that size. I told my Son we must have caught some of those fish twenty times this summer. Mostly catch them on scum frogs, but a few on spinner baits.
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The muskie fisherman replied, “What color was that dog?”
Or get some more pups out of that litter 
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place. First guy: ” You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.” Second guy: ” that’s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.” Third guy: ” Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.” They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. ” What’s the deal?” Fourth guy: ” I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, ” Fishing or Sex” and she said, ” Wear a Sweater.”
Once upon a time
There was a young man who
asked a certain young woman to marry him.
She said no.
So, he went hunting an fishing A LOT
and lived Happily Ever After.
The End.
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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place. First guy: ” You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.” Second guy: ” that’s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.” Third guy: ” Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.” They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. ” What’s the deal?” Fourth guy: ” I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, ” Fishing or Sex” and she said, ” Wear a Sweater.”
Well this is true at my house.
moe 
A man was fishing from his boat on the river when he noticed that a nearby fisherman had just put down his rod, stood up, removed his hat and placed it over his heart in respect of a funeral procession that was crossing over the river on a bridge. Overwhelmed with this show of respect, the first man followed suit and did the same for the funeral procession. Once all the vehicles had passed, the first fisherman motored over to the other and said, “Sir, that was the most honorable and respectful thing I’ve seen in a long time. For you to take a few moments from your fishing to pay tribute to the deceased is nearly beyond words.”
The other fisherman then thoughtfully replied, “Well, it was the least that I could do. I’d been married to that woman for thirty years.”
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