A Pack -Viking Post

  • 2Fishy4U
    Posts: 973
    August 7, 2005 at 2:10 am #1247180

    I probably shouldn’t forward this, but.

    Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher

    > asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the
    > typical answers came up– fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

    > David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the

    > teacher asked him about his father.

    >
    > “My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off

    > all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer’s really

    > good, he’ll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for

    > money.”

    >

    > The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly

    > set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little

    > David aside to ask him, “Is that really true about your father?”

    >

    > “No,” said David, “He plays for the Minnesota Vikings, but

    > I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.”

    >

    cherilovell
    Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1495
    August 7, 2005 at 2:13 am #376911

    GO PACKERS!!!!!

    herb
    6ft under
    Posts: 3242
    August 7, 2005 at 2:24 am #376912

    That’s mean!
    Funny, but mean.

    herb
    6ft under
    Posts: 3242
    August 7, 2005 at 2:26 am #376915

    How do I subscribe?

    Dave Koonce
    Moderator
    Prairie du Chien Wi.
    Posts: 6946
    August 7, 2005 at 2:27 am #376916

    To what Herb

    Dave Koonce
    Moderator
    Prairie du Chien Wi.
    Posts: 6946
    August 7, 2005 at 2:32 am #376917

    Now this is funny

    herb
    6ft under
    Posts: 3242
    August 7, 2005 at 2:36 am #376919

    What happened to that mag you had posted?
    Whipped- sounds right up my apron.

    Dave Koonce
    Moderator
    Prairie du Chien Wi.
    Posts: 6946
    August 7, 2005 at 2:51 am #376922

    What magazine Herb ? What are you talking about ?

    herb
    6ft under
    Posts: 3242
    August 7, 2005 at 11:12 am #376928

    Never mind. I should have known better than to reply to a feetball thread.

    fishinsmallies
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 45
    August 7, 2005 at 11:17 pm #376967

    Does anybody else think it’s a coincidence that you turn purple when you choke???

    GO PACK!!!!

    Dave Koonce
    Moderator
    Prairie du Chien Wi.
    Posts: 6946
    August 7, 2005 at 11:21 pm #376969

    Or is it that your green with envy while the Vikes clean the pac’s clocks this year..

    and speaking of choking…what happend in the playoff game last year…just couldn’t do it three times in a row…

    Dave Koonce
    Moderator
    Prairie du Chien Wi.
    Posts: 6946
    August 16, 2005 at 8:05 pm #378582

    A Green Bay Packer family of football supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping.
    While in the sports shop the son picks up a Vikings jersey and says to his older sister, “I’ve decided to become a Vikings fan and I would like this for Christmas”.
    His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, “Go talk to mother”.
    Off goes the little lad with the Vikings jersey in hand and finds his mother. “Mom?” “Yes son?” “I’ve decided I’m going to be a Viking fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas”.
    The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, “Go talk to your father!”
    Off he goes with the Viking jersey in hand and finds his father.
    “Dad?”
    “Yes son?” “I’ve decided I’m going to be a Viking fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas”.
    The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says, “No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!”
    About half an hour later they’re all back in the car and heading toward
    home. The father turns to his son and says
    “Son, I hope you’ve learned something today?”
    The son says, “Yes, Dad, I have.”
    “Good son, what is it?”
    The son replies, “I’ve only been a Viking fan for an hour and I already hate you Packer backers.”

    lenny_jamison
    Bay City , WI
    Posts: 4001
    August 16, 2005 at 8:20 pm #378593

    That’s a good one Koonce. I guess it is that time of the year already. I have a few new Packer jokes but I don’t think they are very appropriate for the site.

    GO VIKES!!!!!!!

    Dave Koonce
    Moderator
    Prairie du Chien Wi.
    Posts: 6946
    August 16, 2005 at 8:31 pm #378602

    Lenny,

    I’ll be loking for a PM from you with those jokes

    derek_johnston
    On the water- Minnesota
    Posts: 5022
    August 16, 2005 at 8:31 pm #378603

    Guys,, they have enough to worry about this season. Lets stop with the ribbing…

    Dave Koonce
    Moderator
    Prairie du Chien Wi.
    Posts: 6946
    August 16, 2005 at 8:31 pm #378604

    Lenny,

    I’ll be looking for a PM from you with those jokes

    lenny_jamison
    Bay City , WI
    Posts: 4001
    August 16, 2005 at 8:32 pm #378606

    I guess I have one I could share.

    A Vikes fan, a Bears fan, and a Packers fan were walking down the beach when they happen across an old bottle. The Bears fan picks it up and wipes it off when a genie appears. The genie tells them that for freeing hime they can each have one wish.
    The Bears fan says that since he and his whole family are farmers in Illinois he would like to leave a legacy of fertile farm land for his children. The genie easily grants this wish.
    Next the Packer fan tells how Wisconsinites are so much better than all other people and he would like to keep it that way so he wants a wall built completely around the state to keep outsiders out. The genie says no problem.
    The genie asks the Vikes fan what his wish would be. The Vikes fan asks the genie to tell him more about this wall. The genie says it is 500 feet high and 50 feet wide and encompasses the whole state. Nothing can get in or out. The Vikes fan thinks for a moment then says “fill it with water”.

    gary_wellman
    South Metro
    Posts: 6057
    August 16, 2005 at 8:34 pm #378607

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Gator, I expect PMs from you!!!!!!!!

    Steve Plantz
    SE MN
    Posts: 12240
    August 16, 2005 at 8:37 pm #378608

    Me too please!

    Quote:

    Lenny,

    I’ll be looking for a PM from you with those jokes

    garvi
    LACROSSE WI
    Posts: 1137
    August 17, 2005 at 1:33 pm #378765

    AGAIN THE VIK FANS ARE TO LATE,

    FOR THE CORRECT VERSION TO THIS JOKE , I REFER YOU TO PG 6 OF THIS FORUM FIRST MESSAGE TITLED I’VE WON AND CHECK THE 5th REPLY. NOW THATS HOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO GO.

    buckshot
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 1654
    August 17, 2005 at 3:05 pm #378795

    I heard the version Gator shared so it must be accurate.

    Anyone ever wonder if Farve is a Vikings fan??? Seems to me he likes to throw the ball to our guys more than his own.

    hooks
    Crystal, Mn.
    Posts: 1268
    August 17, 2005 at 3:19 pm #378800

    Oh………..I can see already, it’s going to be a great football season!!!

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