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  • Fishing Machine
    Lansing, Ia
    Posts: 810
    #376190

    Briank
    I think you have way too much time on your hands

    Fishing Machine
    Lansing, Ia
    Posts: 810
    #376236

    Ok Briank
    My apologies Got paid back this AM for my smart remark.
    Got a hook point in a finger sorting tackle here at home. Blood all over.

    herb
    6ft under
    Posts: 3242
    #376323

    That’ll teach ya.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #376325

    Must not be any skeeters down that way…otherwise you would have a new earring!

    Herb? That’s no way to talk to your mother!

    herb
    6ft under
    Posts: 3242
    #376327

    blah blah naa naa naa- naa naa naa

    Fishing Machine
    Lansing, Ia
    Posts: 810
    #376331

    Thanks Briank
    You just made my day

    By the way I could probably use another ear piercing. Only have 3 hole in each ear now. 1 to hear with and the other 2 for my DIAMONDS

    herb
    6ft under
    Posts: 3242
    #376442

    Show off

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #376445

    Keep it up Herb…Fishing Machine is going to give you the boot and adopt me!

    Then I won’t have to worry about getting any northerns for pickling…

    herb
    6ft under
    Posts: 3242
    #376453

    Reminds me of “This is my brother Darrel, and this is my other brother Darrel. Which Darrel are you?
    Fugedabodit Braink! She always liked Koonce best anyway. We don’t stand a chance.
    Pickled northern——-Hey, I wonder if Gary would let loose with his pickled muskie recipe?

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #376458

    YEAH! Why is that?! Mother’s always seem to favor the ones that get into the most trouble!

    Quote:


    Hey, I wonder if Gary would let loose with his pickled muskie recipe?


    Good point, mushies are easier to catch than northerns. Generally more meat and less slime…

    ********
    Disclaimer:

    Although my post suggest harvesting large muskies, it is in jest And I strongly encourage catch and release be practice with all fish. This includes rough fish like the Musky.

    Fishing Machine
    Lansing, Ia
    Posts: 810
    #376471

    Briank
    I did catch a northern last Sat that I did keep hoping to get into another 1 or 2 for to pickle. Just for you darlin
    By the way had my fish fry last nite. Guess it was a huge success. about 6 small pcs left out of 10 lbs for 10 people.
    Ask Cheri

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #376472

    Well…had I been one of the 10…and it was a good as the fish you made at Everett’s….there wouldn’t have been any left! That you can take to the bank!

    PS Don’t let Herb too close to the pickle fish…

    mossydan
    Cedar Rapids, Iowa
    Posts: 7727
    #376477

    Good pickled fish now that hits a softspot with me and its been way too long since ive had any. Suckers, northern, carp, chubs it dosen’t matter as long as its good!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #376480

    Dan! Fishing Machine has RUINED me! (some folk may say I was ruined way before I met FM!)…

    I’ve never had pickled fish before last winter at the PDC ice fishing get together…except herring…

    I won’t eat herring anymore…it’s to mushy compaired to FM’s pickled fish.

    It’s worth (IMO) the 4.5 hour drive to PDC just for this! Really! It was that good!

    mossydan
    Cedar Rapids, Iowa
    Posts: 7727
    #376483

    I believe ya Brian, what do we do now to soft soak her into a little bitty small jar of it, got any overwhelming ideas. Maybe camp out by her door then when shes not looking and sneak inside and find a jar, think that will work? I’ll try anything if her pickled fish is that good. Maybe mow her lawn for the rest of the summer? I know she has fruit trees at her place, i wonder if her apple pies are going to be sitting on the window stool this fall cooling off? Got any ideas?

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #376490

    You’re thinking the hard way here Mossy…you’ll get caught and hauled off by hanging around in her yard…and if she’s wearing the altered BFT tee shirt…you will be arrested!

    I suggest a more subtle approach. Wait outside Herb’s house. After he does all of the stealing..we just ambush him as he comes home…because he’s an OF…there won’t be a struggle.

    cherilovell
    Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1495
    #376613

    Quote:


    Briank
    I did catch a northern last Sat that I did keep hoping to get into another 1 or 2 for to pickle. Just for you darlin
    By the way had my fish fry last nite. Guess it was a huge success. about 6 small pcs left out of 10 lbs for 10 people.
    Ask Cheri


    Yep, Fishing Machine can sure cook up a mess of fish. Oh and it’s very YUMMY too.

    Herb, behave your self, I have the dirt on you now too

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #376634

    CFG…send me a pm with the dirt…I’ve been looking for that for a couple years now…I think he’s the only one left…

    Yep…got Putz..just Herb left!

    mossydan
    Cedar Rapids, Iowa
    Posts: 7727
    #376647

    Good Ideas briank, i really hope herb dosen’t see this. We’ve got to think of a way to get him to fm’s house. Does he know where she keeps the pickles. Think maybe if we sneak up behind him and yell he’ll just drop the stuff and run and we’ll pick it up and run like heck ourselves.

    mossydan
    Cedar Rapids, Iowa
    Posts: 7727
    #376652

    Hey brian do you think that maybe we could just ask for a small jar and we could all have some of it? I heard fishing machines a pretty good shot, it might be safer this way.

    cherilovell
    Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1495
    #376670

    Quote:


    CFG…send me a pm with the dirt…I’ve been looking for that for a couple years now…I think he’s the only one left…

    Yep…got Putz..just Herb left!


    Well, just like I am sworn to keep the secret “honey hole” catten spots to my self , I am sworn to keep Herb’s dirt to myself as well . So my friend , just like I won’t pick on Putz, the same goes for Herb (so your safe for now Herb )

    chris-tuckner
    Hastings/Isle MN
    Posts: 12318
    #376676

    Why won’t you pick on Putz?

    Don’t worry Putz! I’ll still pick on ya!

    cherilovell
    Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1495
    #376684

    Quote:


    Why won’t you pick on Putz?

    Don’t worry Putz! I’ll still pick on ya!




    I’ll tell you the same thing I tell Briank – you look better in the pink dress then Putz does.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #376711

    EG…Putz paid her of in Lutefisk…

    cherilovell
    Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1495
    #376802

    Quote:


    EG…Putz paid her of in Lutefisk…



    Oooooohhhhhhhhh no he didn’t. You couldn’t pay me enough to get with in the same city of that STUFF let alone eat it.
    Why won’t i pick on Putz, well I was always taught to respect my elders.

    Fishing Machine
    Lansing, Ia
    Posts: 810
    #376812

    Wore my altered BFT tee shirt down to the bar and got run out
    Can’t figure that one out. I thought I looked d%%%% good. Tought it would help to draw in some customers.
    So maybe I best not wear it any more. Maybe a shield of armor suit, Or a bikini suit

    putzkid
    St. Paul, MN
    Posts: 85
    #376829

    Quote:


    Quote:


    EG…Putz paid her of in Lutefisk…



    Oooooohhhhhhhhh no he didn’t. You couldn’t pay me enough to get with in the same city of that STUFF let alone eat it.
    Why won’t i pick on Putz, well I was always taught to respect my elders.


    Way, way elder.

    BrianK, with those pics I believe OneFootInTheGravePutz has new wallpaper for his ‘puter.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #376832

    I’m sure he liked that PK!

    How are you feeling…good enough to kick him in the behind again?

    FM…when you do wear the alter BFT tee shirt make sure you get all the loose threads clipped. BFT.com may make headlines it one gets caught in the tapper as you’re walking away.

    PS…I think Putz bought a BFT tee to go with his yellow speedo…colors match don’tchasee…

    I’m still thinking that an IDA calendar with it’s members in speedo’s would sell…I’ve been pushing for one for a couple years…but it’s hard to get the members…er models all together at the same time…

    putzkid
    St. Paul, MN
    Posts: 85
    #376834

    I am healing buddy. I can go for twenty minute rides on my mountain bike and the doc says that is the best way to heal up. I won’t be kicking OldFartPutz anytime soon because I believe it’s some sort of bylaw in the NAARP that if you get kicked in the butt you have to whine for like 6 days and I don’t want to guys to have to deal with that.

    I dunno what a BFT t-shirt is but the idea of FrankenPutz in a Speedo makes me want to vomit.

    Alot.

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