PISSED off wife

  • Bob Bowman
    MN
    Posts: 3544
    July 29, 2005 at 8:44 pm #1247122

    What to do when you mistake your wifes rocking chair for the toilet in the middle of the night????? these may have had someting to do with it

    robstenger
    Northern Twin Cities, MN
    Posts: 11374
    July 29, 2005 at 8:48 pm #358522

    Now that be funny

    Bob Bowman
    MN
    Posts: 3544
    July 29, 2005 at 9:04 pm #375549

    The wife didn’t think so, but the boys I was drinking with sure did find humor in this….Can you say embarassed

    robstenger
    Northern Twin Cities, MN
    Posts: 11374
    July 29, 2005 at 9:12 pm #375552

    What, you did not try some lame excuse, like the chair looked a little dry so you thought you would water it

    Nice one Sherlock!

    Bob Bowman
    MN
    Posts: 3544
    July 29, 2005 at 9:21 pm #375553

    No… I was just informed about this on my drive in to work this morning. However I did lift up the cushion on the chair first

    barebackjack
    New Prague, MN.
    Posts: 1023
    July 29, 2005 at 10:24 pm #375561

    better than a basket full of clean laundry

    eyejacker
    Hudson, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1890
    July 29, 2005 at 10:26 pm #375562

    But did you remember to put the ‘seat” back down?

    dan-larson
    Cedar, Min-E-So-Ta
    Posts: 1482
    July 29, 2005 at 10:34 pm #375564

    This story rivals the debaucal at the Farm Island Campground, need I say more???????

    Bob Bowman
    MN
    Posts: 3544
    July 29, 2005 at 10:37 pm #375566

    you know how I like my women bro!!!!!

    fishahollik
    South Range, WI
    Posts: 1776
    July 29, 2005 at 11:12 pm #375573

    A sincere apology should do it, if not…shrug, say “oh well” and go fishing, she will get over it. No need getting into a huge argument and having your AND her blood pressures up.

    bret_clark
    Sparta, WI
    Posts: 9362
    July 29, 2005 at 11:14 pm #375574

    I just about wet myself reading this post
    Took some cahoontas just to say it

    vikefanmn
    Posts: 50
    July 29, 2005 at 11:57 pm #375583

    I actually did the same thing in my wifes underwear drawer a couple months ago. Woke up in the morning to her yellin at me. She said she yelled ” Your pissing in my underwear drawer” to which i responed ” No im not im pissin in the garbage” I quit drinkin for about 9 hours that day lol

    bret_clark
    Sparta, WI
    Posts: 9362
    July 30, 2005 at 1:03 am #375588

    You are all coming out of the closet

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    July 30, 2005 at 2:08 am #375590

    Soooo….did you guys try flushing too?

    (someone knows what I’m talking about! )

    rmartin
    United States
    Posts: 1434
    July 30, 2005 at 4:39 am #375607

    Saw an ad on TV for something called Urine Gone, but it is usually for cats or dogs

    chamberschamps
    Mazomanie, WI
    Posts: 1089
    July 30, 2005 at 5:32 pm #375645

    Tell her pissed off is better than pissed on.

    tony_p
    Waterloo, IA
    Posts: 1792
    July 31, 2005 at 1:53 pm #375703

    Thats too funny .

    stillakid2
    Roberts, WI
    Posts: 4603
    August 1, 2005 at 11:35 pm #375934

    While I’ve enjoyed chuckling at you fellas, I just gotta ask……….. What possessed ya to go public? Just cuz I pick my nose doesn’t mean I’m gonna tell the world!

    wade_kuehl
    Northwest Iowa
    Posts: 6167
    August 2, 2005 at 2:00 am #375958

    I usually buy her flowers, or maybe even some new jewelry. Diamonds are good. Big ones are better.

    I had this roommate in college, about once a months he’d come home and drop his drawers in the living room and make water behind the TV. It did make the movie more interesting but I don’t think your wife will feel the same way.

    Good luck with your “situation”, and for the good of everyone involved let’s try to keep this one in-house.

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