Today I was selected as the Packer fan representative on the oldies station (94.7) here in La crosse. Every monday I get to give a weekly review of that sundays game PLUS take shots at the Viqueens. Its called “Cheeseheads and Ponytails” So come on all you Packer fans…send me your Viqueen jokes and I will do my best to get them on the air for you. I have some, but not 26 weeks worth.
Ouch,, might make for some long Mondays. 
How about this one..
A Packer fan is sitting in the bar putting together the last pieces of a jig saw puzzle when all of a sudden he stands up and starts yelling ” I did it, I did it, I did it, I got it done and it only took me 13 months and the box said 4-6 years”
Almost funny…but I was reffering to the type of jokes such as
What do you call a Viking with as superbowl ring?
A THIEF
MY TWO FAVORITE TEAMS, THE PACK AND WHOEVER IS PLAYING THE VIKES.
A VIKING FAN AND A PACKER FAN WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET (HARD TO BELIVE) AND THEY SAW THIS BOTTLE, OF COURSE THE VIKING FAN SHOVED THE PACK FAN OUT OF THE WAY AND WIPED OFF THE BOTTLE AND A GENIE POPED OUT.
THE GENIE SAID,FOR LETTING ME OUT OF THIS BOTTLE I WILL GRANT YOU BOTH A WISH, AND AGAIN THE QUEEN JUMPED RIGHT IN AND SAID ” I WANT TO BUILD A WALL AROUND THE STATE OF MIN. SO ALL THESE PACKER FANS CAN’T ENTER THE STATE. I WANT THE WALLS TO GO FROM THE CORE OF THE EARTH TO THE OZONE LAYER AND MAKE IMPOSSIABLE TO GET THROUGH.WITH A SNAP OF THE GENIES FINGER IT WAS DONE.
NOW THE PACKER FAN SAYS ” BEFORE I GET MY WISH, I HAVE A QUESTION. THIS WALL IS IMPOSSIABLE TO GET THROUGH ” THE GENIE SAID “YES”.
THE PACKER FANS SAY “GOOD, FILL IT WITH WATER”
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE WAR BETWEEN PACKER FANS AND VIKING FANS??
THE VIKING FANS WERE THROWING GERNADES ACROSS THE RIVER AND THE PACKER FANS WERE PULLING THE PINS AND THROWING THEM BACK !!
That was a good one.. 
Just make sure to hang on to those rings, its going to be a long, long time before you see another one…
there are two things I like about the Packers…
1) Bret Favre , the best QB ever 
2) Lambau Field , Way cool place
other than that…their ain’t much to like
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Just make sure to hang on to those rings, its going to be a long, long time before you see another one…
Its better to have won and not return, then to have never won at all.
It aint over till its over…
How do you save a Packer fan from drowning………take your foot off their head
(my impression of Randy Moss)
EASY there lip.
Oh yeah, thats right…We (Packers) are like 12-1 When it comes to championships…you guys (Vikes) are what??? 0-4?
As for the Playoffs last year…big whoop. You won 1 more game than we did. Guess what, Vikes got their superbowl tickets just like the Packers did…bought them…Unless of course you were Mike Tice and were Scalping them.
Wake up the over sized lady is getting tired of singing.
WHY DID THE PACKER FAN TRADE HIS WIFE IN FOR AN ICEHOUSE???
THE HOLES WERE SMALLER AND THEY SMELLED BETTER
Lip,
I will take the 5 pound bass anyday, even moreso if they are smallies
Ron
How old are you guys?
Does google go back that far?
The Packers have Won 1 SuperBowl in the Last 38 YEARS.
WOW…. 
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How old are you guys?
Does google go back that far?
The Packers have Won 1 SuperBowl in the Last 38 YEARS.
WOW….
well just to see how far back google would go i googled all the way back to the dawn of time and still havent found where the queens have ever won a super bowl
WOW….
At a recent border buffet for the Packers and Vikings, why did only the Vikings wash their hands before dining? The answer, of course, is the Packers were all ‘washed up’ long before they arrived! 
EJ, you are so bad! 
I see you are writing your own “material” again.
What’s the difference between Cheerios and the Vikings ?
Cheerios belong in a bowl !
How come there’s a roof on the Humpty Dump stadium ?
Because not even God almighty can stand to watch them play !
This thread reminds me of the question that sums up Packer fans.
Question: How many Packer fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Three, one to change the light bulb, and two to talk about how good the old one was.
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How come there’s a roof on the Humpty Dump stadium ?
Because not even God almighty can stand to watch them play !
Ron
Brett Favre and Dautne Culpepper were killed in a tragic accident. When they get to heaven, they were shown to their new homes. God is showing Favre his house. A nice medium sized house, green shingle, and yellow siding. They are walking through the living room, and Brett looks out the window and sees this huge mansion up on a hill, purple roof, yellow siding, Viking flags flying. Brett turns to God and says, “How come Daunte get’s such a huge mansion, and I get this house? I’ve won a super bowl, and was MVP 3 times!” God says, “Oh Daunte has the same size house as you. That house on the hill is mine!”
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