Hot Bite and Dock Hands in Bikini’s

  • Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1247050

    The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the “Peanuts” comic strip. You don’t have to actually answer the questions. Just read straight through, and you’ll get the point.

    1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.

    2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.

    3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America.

    4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.

    5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winner for best actor and actress.

    6. Name the last decade’s worth of World Series winners.

    How did you do?

    The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.

    Here’s another quiz. See how you do on this one:

    1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.

    2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.

    3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.

    4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special.

    5. Think of your childhood and how you felt the first time you went fishing.

    Easier?

    The lesson: The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones that care.

    Take the time to care…someone is counting on you.

    BOATERS NEEDED – 2005 Angler’s As Role Models (click here for details)

    eyejacker
    Hudson, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1890
    #373695

    Ain’t that the Truth!

    thflounder
    Plainfield, IL
    Posts: 58
    #373785

    Perfect post but maybe change the title to attract others to sign up as boaters.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #373812

    Good point THFlounder….That aught to do it?

    robstenger
    Northern Twin Cities, MN
    Posts: 11374
    #373818

    Brian K, I thought you had been fishing with Slop! That is exactly what he and AMack encountered Sunday down on Pool 2 or the Croix! Hot BIte and a dock hand in a bikini

    putz
    Cottage Grove, Minn
    Posts: 1551
    #373819

    I’ve already signed up but didn’t know that you wanted me to wear a bikini. Where’d I put those thongs?

    tony_apisa
    E. Moline Illinois along the Rock River
    Posts: 1180
    #373821

    WOW!Putz in a thong! I can’t get the image out of my mind.

    eyejacker
    Hudson, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1890
    #373829

    Putz/Thong…That is the kind of vision that would be called a nightmare in any society!!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #373832

    I am soooo staying out of this thread!

    Wait! This is the BOATERS NEEDED POST! Putz…keep your pants on…Well…maybe we would get some boaters…if you…NAH!

    cherilovell
    Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1495
    #373850

    See what you started – AGAIN

    bill_cadwell
    Rochester, Minnesota
    Posts: 12607
    #373861

    Look at the bright side-Putz will look ALOT better than me so he gets the job.

    Steve Plantz
    SE MN
    Posts: 12240
    #373864

    Change the title of the thread to “NEW PICS OF LIP RIPPER’S GIRL FRIEND IN A BIKINI” and this baby will be on fire!!!

    sliderfishn
    Blaine, MN
    Posts: 5432
    #373870

    Quote:


    Change the title of the thread to “NEW PICS OF LIP RIPPER’S GIRL FRIEND IN A BIKINI” and this baby will be on fire!!!


    Ron

    chris-tuckner
    Hastings/Isle MN
    Posts: 12318
    #373888

    Quote:


    I’ve already signed up but didn’t know that you wanted me to wear a bikini. Where’d I put those thongs?


    Hopefully in the fire pit

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #373910

    Why do I hear the sound of Photoshops a buzzing?

    This was such a well intended post…

    PS When Putz had his “color match” done…yellow was his color…

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #373911

    PSS..Putz? Cheri was talking to YOU this time!

    Bill? If you recall I suggested a IDA calendar in the Sponsors forum a while back..should we bring it alive again?

    Last five boaters signing up get a free IDA calendar….complete with thonged IDA members? Now there’s motivation!

    putz
    Cottage Grove, Minn
    Posts: 1551
    #373936

    No, Brian, CG replied to your post. There isn’t enough beer in Wisconsin to get me into a pair of thongs anyway.

    chris-tuckner
    Hastings/Isle MN
    Posts: 12318
    #373944

    Not to mention a shoehorn big enuff

    I can’t wait! This is going to be fun…Putz, you are alright!

    putz
    Cottage Grove, Minn
    Posts: 1551
    #373981

    Yeah, Chris it should be fun. Didn’t know anybody last year but it didn’t take long to get aquainted. This year it should only be better. See ya there if you’re not sleeping like that wuss Brian.

    cherilovell
    Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1495
    #373983

    Yes Briank, I was talking to you, not Putz. Remember-I have a vow to never pick on Putz.
    My comment was to mean that every time you seem to start a well meaning post, it goes south.
    I mean we all know you love of the pink dress……

    Back to the question at hand – I am very sorry I don’t have a boat that I can help with but will be there for any help needed. I know you guys out there have boats, lets help out – do it for the kids.
    Briank, please no calendars, we want to get boaters not scare them away

    chris-tuckner
    Hastings/Isle MN
    Posts: 12318
    #374003

    Walleye guys posing as catfish guys don’t need sleep. Just don’t tell Cattin’ Addict!

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