Joke

With the sun finding its way through the clouds, I thought that this might crack a few smiles:

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn.
He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who is rather astounded, says, “What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?

The Doctor replied, “It’ll keep the sheets off his legs.

Have a good day.
Ron

THAT is ALMOST as bad as the quote from Micheal Jackson….

Silly Wabbit…Kids are for tricks….

Sorry…

Briank,
I never said that it was a funny joke

Ron

Capt. Ron,

You might want to hone that act, b/4 committing to the Blue Collar Comedy Tour…….

Two factory workers were talking.
“I think I’ll take some time off from work.” Said the man.
“How do you think you’ll do that?” said the blonde.
He proceeded to show her….by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging
upside down.
The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked
him
what on earth he was doing.
“I’m a light bulb” answered the guy.
“I think you need some time off,” said the boss.
So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory.
The blonde began walking out too.
The boss asked her…where did you think you are going.

(Are you ready for this one?)
(It’s a good one!)

OK, here goes –
The blonde answered:

“Home. I can’t work in the dark”.

Good one Steve

Ron

Nubbin,

I will be the one laughing when I am kicking your in the boat.

Again

Ron

Great one Steve!! And they say blondes are stupid!!

Debbie

i laughed at both of them. slenderfishin,ur was good but not as good as steves

You did here how to stop a stampeding elephant?

Cut of it Stampeder…..

It’s late…but I just had to…