Out of the mouths of babes…

  • Dutchgirl
    Posts: 6
    May 15, 2005 at 4:24 am #1246588

    A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
    He approached a uniformed policeman and said,
    “I’ve lost my Grandpa!”
    The cop asked, “What’s he like?”
    The little boy replied,”Crown Royal whiskey and women with big chests.”

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    May 15, 2005 at 4:30 pm #363107

    Can’t wait to be a grampa!

    skippy783
    Dysart, IA
    Posts: 595
    May 15, 2005 at 4:33 pm #363108

    I didn’t even know I was a grandpa…or that a kid was looking for me

    Loved the joke

    Fishing Machine
    Lansing, Ia
    Posts: 810
    May 15, 2005 at 10:34 pm #363140

    Best Short Joke of the Year
    A 4 year old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
    Mamma he asked ” are these my brains? “
    Mamma answered, ” NOT YET ”

    Dave Koonce
    Moderator
    Prairie du Chien Wi.
    Posts: 6946
    May 15, 2005 at 11:03 pm #363141


    good one Mary

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    May 16, 2005 at 1:32 am #363152

    Is that why I’m so darn smart?

    I have a feeling I’m going to get on that one…

    zimmy101
    Hager City Wisconsin
    Posts: 946
    May 16, 2005 at 3:00 am #363165

    Quote:

    Is that why I’m so darn smart?

    I have a feeling I’m going to get on that one…

    Don’t worry, Brian…I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot pole!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    May 16, 2005 at 3:01 am #363166

    Thank you!

    putz
    Cottage Grove, Minn
    Posts: 1551
    May 16, 2005 at 3:12 am #363169

    Is that why I have a headache from flying out of my boat seat so many times this weekend on Mille Lacs?

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    May 16, 2005 at 3:14 am #363171

    Umm…Putz?….That’s your butt….Welcome back!

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