Men are just happier people and here are some of the reasons why.
What do you expect from simple creatures?
Your last name stay’s put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear no shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to a gas station for a restroom.
You don’t have to stop and think before you turn a bolt.
You get more pay for the same work.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5,000 – Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
The occassional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
The same hair style lasts for years.
You never have strap problems in public.
3 pairs of shoes is more than enough.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly hides your big hips.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Dec. 24th in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!!