Having a bad day?

In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died
in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
something to do withthe supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on; Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m.,
all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could plug in his vacuum cleaner.
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Having a Bad Day????
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The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.>
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Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
listening to his Walkman.
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STILL think you’re having Bad Day????
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Two animal rights defenders were protesting the
cruelty ! of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
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What?? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with “Return to Sender” stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, feeling better????

I’ve had a very good day!

And I plan on keeping it that way! Come on Friday..”Gone Fishen” will be hanging on my computer!

Wanna have a better day? This is an e-mail my daughter sent me. Its great!

>> MY ATTORNEY

After living what I felt was a “decent” life, my time on earth came to
the end.
The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of
what I thought to be a court house.
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The doors opened and I was instructed to come in and have a seat by the
defense table.
As I looked around I saw the “prosecutor.”
He was a villainous looking gent who snarled as he stared at me.

He definitely was the most evil person I have ever seen.

I sat down and looked to my left and there sat My Attorney, a kind and
gentle looking man whose appearance seemed so familiar to me,I felt I knew
Him.
The corner door flew open and there appeared the Judge in full flowing
robes.
He commanded an awesome presence as He moved across the room I couldn’t
take my eyes off of Him.
As He took His seat behind the bench, He said, “Let us begin.”
The prosecutor rose and said,
“My name is Satan and I am here to show you why this man belongs in
hell.”
He proceeded to tell of lies that I told, things that I stole, and In the
past when I cheated others. Satan told
of other horrible Perversions that were once in my life and the more he
spoke, the further down in my seat I sank.
I was so embarrassed that I couldn’t look at anyone, even my own
Attorney, as the Devil told of sins that even I had completely forgotten
about.
As upset as I was at Satan for telling all these things about me, I was
equally upset at My Attorney, who sat there silently not Offering any form
of defense at all.
I know I had been guilty of those things, but I had done some good in my
life – couldn’t that at least equal
out part of the harm I’d done?
Satan finished with a fury and said, “This man belongs in hell,
he is guilty of all that I have charged and there is not a person who can
prove otherwise.”
When it was His turn, My Attorney first asked if He might approach the
bench. The Judge allowed this over
the strong objection of Satan, and beckoned Him to come forward.
As He got up and started walking, I was able to see Him in His full
splendor and majesty.
I realized why He seemed so familiar; this was Jesus representing me, my
Lord and my Savior.
>> He stopped at the bench and softly said to the Judge,
“Hi, Dad,” and then He turned to address the court.
>> “Satan was correct in saying that this man had sinned, I won’t deny
any of these allegations.
And, yes, the wage of sin is death, and this man deserves to be
punished.”
Jesus took a deep breath and turned to His Father with outstretched arms
and proclaimed, “However,…..
I died on the cross so that this person might have eternal life and he
has accepted Me as his Savior, so he is Mine.”
My Lord continued with, “His name is written in the book of life and no
one can snatch him from Me.

Satan still does not understand yet. This man is not to be given
justice, but rather mercy.”
As Jesus sat down, He quietly paused, looked at His Father and said,
“There is nothing else that needs to be done.
I’ve done it all.”

The Judge lifted His mighty hand and slammed thegavel down.
The following words bellowed from His lips..

“This man is free.”
The penalty for him has already been paid in full.
Case dismissed.”
As my Lord led me away, I could hear Satan ranting and raving, “I won’t
give up, I will win the next one.”
I asked Jesus as He gave me my instructions where to go next, “Have you
ever lost a case?”
Christ lovingly smiled and said,
“Everyone that has come to Me and asked Me to represent them has
received the same verdict as you,
~Paid In Full~

“Stop telling God how big your storm is. Instead, tell the storm how big
your God is!”

Right post at the right time…as usual Bill!

My good day..just became a great day!

hey Bill,

Awsome post dude!! I loved it. i just got back from bible study and it just seems to cap off the night for me. kudos for you!!!

shane

Great post man… reminds me of a verse in Matthew: “Then He said to them, ‘Follow Me, and I will make you fishers of men.'” Coincidence that Jesus’ disciples were fishermen?.. Nope.

Although I thought my post was humorous …your was awsome Bill. Thanks.

nice post

That is good. Makes a guy think, huh??

Amen Brother!
Great post!

Thanks Bill,
Jack..