The power of toilet paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband
that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not
so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper
and rub it between them for a few seconds.”
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of
the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
“How long will this take?” I asked
“They will grow larger over a period of years,” my husband replies.
I stopped. ” Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?”
Without missing a beat he says “Worked for your butt, didn’t it?”
He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man.
