Heres your sign

I had a friend put this in the school paper with my name and number. A young lady actually called, we got together for a beer and I explained the joke. She wasn’t amused.

Why were you guys at my house last night? I can’t believe you published a picture of my sign in my yard This would be too good to be true. I wanted to get this sign last year, the girlfriend said NO. She doesn’t have a boat and can’t clean fish, but she can do all of the other stuff.

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had a friend put this in the school paper with my name and number. A young lady actually called, we got together for a beer and I explained the joke. She wasn’t amused.

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Let me guess…she was blonde and from Podunk…

Was she related to Herb? I think everyone in Podunk is related .

Question-If a couple from Podunk get divorced, are they still legally brother and sister?

The herb of Podunk
Self appointed mayor, city council, street sweeper, and
by unanimous vote,
Village Idiot.

Let see my wife can clean,cook,sew, dig worms and clean fish(but prefers I do it) as for the Boat if I wanted to marry her I had to have the boat and motor.lol She is also a BWCA nut so we have 2 kevlar and 1 alum canoes with another kevlar on the way. You could also add these things to the fine print of this sign. “Note finding a women like this will require you to purchase additional rod, reels, guns and assocated gear, that matches or out classes the gear you use”.LOL

I really see my self as a very luck man, she wants to get a baby sitter this Saturday and go fishing which she considers a date.

Tom, I wouldn’t think about trading her in for a while…they just don’t make em like they use to!

Herb…Larry the cable guy was talking about your little Podunk town. He was talking about the teachers and student molestation. Problem is they were all home schooled.

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Let me guess…she was blonde and from Podunk…

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Hmm… I was thinking maybe she was from “New Brighton, MN”

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I really see my self as a very luck man, she wants to get a baby sitter this Saturday and go fishing which she considers a date.

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I took my new bride out fishing (in the rain) the day after we got married (last friday) and she enjoyed it. I told her that she could pick what she wanted to do the next day….
She chose to go fishing
She isn’t the best fisher-person but sure likes the game.

My wife loves to go every chance she gets. Summer or winter, with or without the kids.

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She can back the boat down the ramp better than 50% of the GUYS at at the access

But BEST OF ALL

When the stresses of the week are beginning to manifest themselves in the form of my less than pleasing demeanor, she’ll say to me “I think you need to go spend a couple hours all by yourself out on the water”.

“Baby, you’re the Greatest”
Quote: Ralph Kramden The Honeymooners

Hey mine fits the bill, but I had the boat, she gets me the deals on the new gear. Yeah it’s only part of the reason I Married her.