Just to Clear Up A Few Things….

I haven’t been on here in a while due to an upcoming move, work, and prepping bikes for the season. I believe there are a few issues that need to be addressed…

1. Oldfartputz did not try to “off” me for posting the pictures of him trying to ride my dirt bike. He did swing at me (with his cane) but I deftly sidestepped and kicked him square in the butt. I feel bad because he fell into his prized collection of eight tracks and lost a few Linda Ronstadt and Village People recordings. So be tender with him guys, because I think he emotionally traumatized and plus he is like really, really old.

2. BrianK has been making fun of Fords I see. He must be a truck afficianado as I heard he drives a GMC Jimmy. That is a great truck.

If you are a member of the LPGA.

3. There have been rumors of my dad being a pot head and keeping a water bong around the house. These rumors may be true or not, I can’t say. I believe from his attire he is stuck in the late 70’s, but I am not sure what the drug of choice was back then. The only thing I know he is addicted to is lutefisk and unfortunately I don’t think there is a 12 step program for that.

I believe my work is done here.

WOW man, farm out!
Village People???????

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WOW man, farm out!
Village People???????

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I think his favorite was the cop.

I would like to fish with your dad. :

WHYYY—EMMMM—CEEEE—AAAAY

Your my kind of guy Putz
As soon as I get retired and no longer have to take those pesky random drug tests I’ll have ya out to my farm. We’ll put Joe Cocker on the reel to reel, kick back and burn a fatty

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Your my kind of guy Putz
As soon as I get retired and no longer have to take those pesky random drug tests I’ll have ya out to my farm. We’ll put Joe Cocker on the reel to reel, kick back and burn a fatty

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LOL! Someone will have to explain to PapaPuttPants what “burning a fatty” is.

Putzkid…I know oldmanputz has his flash backs of the 70’s now and then…but have you ever seen his bong…in your life time?

I heard a rumor that it was destroyed when the police were at his door of his “pad” and he tried to eat it…but realize it was glass and too big…it eventually ended up in the toilet covered with lut. (knowning no one would go in the bathroom much less lift the lid) Again, rumor has this happening 30 or so years ago…well before your time…

All except owning an F150…he’s been a standup guy since. (well, then there was the scooter thing… )

What’s a bong?

Brian, not just anybody gets to see my bong.

You tell um Putska!!!
A mans bong is his castle
what the hell are these people talking about?

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We’ll put Joe Cocker on the reel to reel, kick back and burn a fatty

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I was confused for a while. I thought that he wanted to light Putz on fire.

Ron

Herb..

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What’s a bong?

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In the ’70’s there was this tv show…called the bong show…no…wait…that was the gong show…never mind.

Hey Putzkid,
I like the way you roll.
You are invited to come over to the Red River Board anytime,
as long as you talk smack on Mealy worm (aka Brink, aka Neil)
or Gapen hummer (aka Bob, aka gator hunger or whatever)
see ya

Bowfin

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In the ’70’s there was this tv show…called the bong show…no…wait…that was the gong show…never mind.

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You had it right the first time Brian K. It was the Bong show The Host was definitely hittin on a bong.

That was quality TV, who could forget The Unknown Comic? Or Gene,Gene The Dancing Machine

Who left the gate open in the Red River forum!?

Bowfinhunter’s loose…no one is safe!

No the Bong is a wildlife recreation area in SE WI near Kenosha

I drove by there a couple times…I thought it was one of those FBI sting operations…

Please Big B…don’t tell me you went to the movie too!!

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Please Big B…don’t tell me you went to the movie too!!

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Went to it…he owns it…THREE COPIES!!

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Hey Putzkid,
I like the way you roll.
You are invited to come over to the Red River Board anytime,
as long as you talk smack on Mealy worm (aka Brink, aka Neil)
or Gapen hummer (aka Bob, aka gator hunger or whatever)
see ya

Bowfin

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You got it man.

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Putzkid…I know oldmanputz has his flash backs of the 70’s now and then…but have you ever seen his bong…in your life time?

I heard a rumor that it was destroyed when the police were at his door of his “pad” and he tried to eat it…but realize it was glass and too big…it eventually ended up in the toilet covered with lut. (knowning no one would go in the bathroom much less lift the lid) Again, rumor has this happening 30 or so years ago…well before your time…

All except owning an F150…he’s been a standup guy since. (well, then there was the scooter thing… )

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LOL! I will keep all my comments about the stories I have heard about PotHeadPutz (before he was old and feeble) to the boat. Unless I get his permission. Wait, I am 30 years old, do I still have to have permission?

Briank, can we get a ruling on this?

30 years old? Nope, PHP is going to be asking you permission soon…

But I like the boat idea. He once posted sliding on his belly out to open water on thin ice and the ice bending when he was reeling in a fish…that one should have been left in the boat too! Stupid kids!

Well, I see you and the PKid are at it again. I firmly believe that this old, fat, cane toting, ex-pothead could whip either one of your anytime you would like to give it a try. Both at one time, no problem. One arm tied behind my back – negotiable. Think I have walked out of more back alleys than the two of you put together. Both of you know the crowd I used to run with.

Putz, never never ever let em have the first swing, eh?!
Most fights only lasted one punch.

You’re right Herb, but I am getting a little slow so may have to take a couple before wading in there. Oh man, I’m talking like a kid of 40 again. Maybe I’ll just bring the peace pipe.

Peace Pipe…schnapps…but not LUT!

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Well, I see you and the PKid are at it again. I firmly believe that this old, fat, cane toting, ex-pothead could whip either one of your anytime you would like to give it a try. Both at one time, no problem. One arm tied behind my back – negotiable. Think I have walked out of more back alleys than the two of you put together. Both of you know the crowd I used to run with.

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Living in the old days again…..The older you get, the tougher you were huh?

Your grandkids beat the crap out of ya all the time, tough guy.

Briank, are we gonna take this trash talk? Three men enter the boat, two come back….