Why do they call them apartments when they are all bunched together?
Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
How come there aren’t B batteries?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
Why do you have a hot-water heater when you don’t need to heat hot water?
Why do people sing “Take Me Out To The Ball Game” when they’re already there?