Things that make ya go HRMMMM..

  • putz
    Cottage Grove, Minn
    Posts: 1551
    #356782

    SEVILLE DAR DAGO
    TOUSIN BUSIS INARO
    NOJO DEMS TRUKS
    SUMMIT COUSIN
    SUMMIT DUKS

    Arzie
    East Bethel, Minnesota
    Posts: 426
    #356788

    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA????

    Is that what you sound like when you eat bad lutey?

    I take that back, is there anything else but bad lutey?

    putz
    Cottage Grove, Minn
    Posts: 1551
    #356793

    TINK NORVEGEN

    Jira
    Posts: 517
    #356809

    Why do they call them apartments when they are all bunched together?

    Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?

    How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

    Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?

    How come there aren’t B batteries?

    Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

    How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

    Why is a boxing ring square?

    Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

    Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?

    What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

    Why do you have a hot-water heater when you don’t need to heat hot water?

    Why do people sing “Take Me Out To The Ball Game” when they’re already there?

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #356810

    What Putz is trying to say…. with a mouth full of lutefisk is…

    “Fords Suck”.

    And now you know why norwegiens all talk funny.

    putz
    Cottage Grove, Minn
    Posts: 1551
    #356825

    OK, Brian. Now you have gone too far. You can knock my language, or my motorcycle skills, or my lutey, heck, even my fishing skills, but don’t mess with my F-150. Let’s strap ’em up and see who pulls who around.

    barebackjack
    New Prague, MN.
    Posts: 1023
    #356843

    Ill gladly volunteer my F150 to be pulled, could you keep going till you find a good mechanic though??

    pittmd
    Posts: 181
    #356846

    It depends on where his land is located.
    But roughly 3950 miles.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #356886

    Now I know where the limit is

    …can I use the 4 wheel drive on my 4 wheeler?

    drewsdad
    Crosby, MN
    Posts: 3138
    #356892

    Quote:


    Geez This thread makes me think that more than just Das Boot 3 and drewsdad hang out in a psych unit.



    The difference is Das Boot 3 and I got keys!

    dd

    JCK
    nora springs ia floyd
    Posts: 518
    #356955

    IF YOU WANT TO MAKE SOME LIE ASK THEM WHERE THEY CAUGHT THEM

    big water
    Andover ,MN
    Posts: 291
    #356957

    Q. can a man marry his widows sister ?

    A.no he is dead its his widow

    Steve Hix
    Dysart, Iowa
    Posts: 1135
    #357143

    What did the fish say when he hit the cement wall?

    A: Dam

    buckshot
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 1654
    #357149

    A moose once bit my sister.

    chappy
    Hastings, MN
    Posts: 4854
    #357161

    My sister once bit a moose!

    “She’s covered with Moles too”

    jay55447
    Plymouth MN.
    Posts: 1031
    #357195

    Quote:


    A moose once bit my sister.


    She must have been carving her initials in his antlers with an intergalactical space tooth brush

    chappy
    Hastings, MN
    Posts: 4854
    #357199

    Lutefisk

    buckshot
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 1654
    #357206

    “that’s funny…I don’t care who you are…that right thar is funny”

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #357218

    F-150’s….

    Lord forgive me for that one…

    jonathan
    NW MN
    Posts: 6
    #357225

    Q: If you’re paddling upstream in a two-way canoe, and you drop your hat will it come back to you?

    A: False, because there are no bones in ice-cream.

    putz
    Cottage Grove, Minn
    Posts: 1551
    #357275

    Brian, next trip you and Chappy are riding in the back of that F-150 with 5 lbs. of lutey and you ain’t coming out till it’s eaten.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #357301

    I can see a new thread…things that make you go “paaa-touie”.

    Dave Koonce
    Moderator
    Prairie du Chien Wi.
    Posts: 6946
    #357303

    Now here is something that should make you go Hmmmmmmm

    Dave Koonce
    Moderator
    Prairie du Chien Wi.
    Posts: 6946
    #357304

    And maybe even this one too

    putz
    Cottage Grove, Minn
    Posts: 1551
    #357382

    Bong!

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