Things that make ya go HRMMMM..

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

How far do you travel east before you start going west?

Do sheep shrink when it rains?

If it takes a chicken and a half, a day and a half, to lay an egg and a half then how long would it take a frog with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Does a hair lipped dog sound like mark-mark?
If so do people named mark turn around?

Why do people walk all around the house the house a couple times looking for the TV remote when the TV is only 10′ away?

If someone needs a pliers and says “wanna grab me a pair of pliers” Do they want 1 or 2 pliers?

Why is a wrong way sign half way sown the street?

If a square has 4 sides.
A triangle has 3 sides.
Then how many sides does a circle have?

Hmmmm ?? If a man is talking in the forest and there’s no woman around to hear him, are the statements he makes still wrong?

If you follow the directions on a shampoo bottle, when are you done washing your hair?

Eating excessive ammounts of chocolate will cause your clothes to shrink.

Dont do it “Wise man never pee into wind”

If you are useing invisible ink how do you know when you run out? Why do people park in driveways and drive on parkways?

Jim

Why are there locks on the doors of stores open 24 hours a day 365 days a year?

You always hear about the Far East, Middle East, but never hear of the begining East?

Is it farther to Chicago or by bus?

Why is there an expiration date on a container of sour cream?

Q: How many bags of potato chips does it take to cover a roof?
A: A bicycle, because a vest has no sleeves.

If you have One hundred pounds of water counting the container on a scale reading 100lbs, and you drop a live 10 lb northern into it, What does the scale read?

Theres actually an answer to this one.

I need to hear the answer to this one… Question? Is the container full before dropping the Northern in? This one is a curious question…good one!

is the answer 100lbs

If a chicken and a half
could lay an egg and a half
in a day and a half…….

How many pancakes would it take
for a spider with a wooden leg
to shingle the roof of a dog house ?

The Northern would actually “displace” a certain amount of water. If that water does not get pushed out of the container, then the container would still weigh 100 lbs. If Some of it were to overflow and spill out, then it would weigh less, depending on the amount that was spilled.

Any other sailors out there? The last ship I was on displaced 9000 tons…Its hard to explain, but I’ll try if anyone wants to hear it.

What weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?

Easy one Dave…… One if it’s big enough.

where does the white go when the snow melts

stumped a teacher with that
it took him 4 class days to explain it

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What weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?

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Are the feathers attached to chickens?

Ok…here’s one for your deer hunters out there.

It’s a know fact that over 85% of the deer are killed on the first three days of hunting season. To conserve the deer population, wouldn’t it be better to close the season for the first three days?

Geez This thread makes me think that more than just Das Boot 3 and drewsdad hang out in a psych unit.

If you own say 80 acres of land and you start to dig a hole, how far can you dig before you reach someone elses land???

why do kamakazee pilots wear helmets?

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let’s find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.

To answer the second question, don’t take as much time as you took for the first question.

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are…?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You’re not very good at this! Are you?

Third Question:

Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10.
What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.

Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don’t believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day Maybe you will get the last question right?

Fourth Question:

Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer: Nunu?

NO! Of course not.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again

Okay, now the bonus round:

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one’s teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.

My question isn’t a trick. I’m gonna post a thread, the first person with the correct answer gets a bigger……………….ego.

d-d-does a stutterer add extra l-l-letters w-w-when typing?

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Ok…here’s one for your deer hunters out there.

It’s a know fact that over 85% of the deer are killed on the first three days of hunting season. To conserve the deer population, wouldn’t it be better to close the season for the first three days?

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Or shoot and release. A Pool 2 kind of thing.

HRMMMMMMMMM got me thinking to hard for this website lol i like all thoes.
Thanks,
Aaron

Would a microwave be jealouse because the refrigerator has a bigger door?

If your butt crack ran horizontally and you farted would it sound like “blubblubblubblub”?

BrianK?———–>HRMMMMMM

Why do they call it a building when its already built?

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why do they call it a door bell when the door has no bell on it?

To fit with the theme of the website…Where does a fish go when its sick?

A. To the dock

Maybe the kids will find it funny