A guy walks into a bar in Iowa and orders a white wine.
Hearing this, the Tuesday morning regulars, all bellied up, give the guy a good stare. Finally, the bartender looks around and says quietly to the guy… “You ain’t from around here, are ya… where ya from, boy?”
The guy says, “I’m from Wisconsin.”
The bartender asks, “What th’ hell you do in Iowa?”
The guy responds, “I’m a taxidermist.”
The bartender asks, “A taxidermist… now just what th’ hell is a taxidermist?”
The guy says, “I mount animals.”
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, “It’s OK boys, he’s one of us!” 
