A group of Wisconsinites were out deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. “Where’s Henry?” the others asked. “Henry had a stroke of some kind. He’s a couple of miles back up the trail,”the successful hunter replied. “You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?” they inquired.
“A tough call,” nodded the hunter. “But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!
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Regarding the year 2000, a senior at University of Wisconsin was
overheard saying “when the end of the world comes, I hope to be in
Wisconsin”
When asked why, he stated that everything happens here 20 years
later than the rest of the civilized world.
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The young Wisconsinite came running into the store and said to his buddy, “Elmer, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!”
Elmer replied, “Did you see who it was?
The young fella answered, “I couldn’t tell, but I got the license
number.”
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NEWS FLASH! – Madison, Wisconsin—– Wisconsin’s worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two local Wisconsin college students, crashed into a cemetery
earlier today in Madison. Madison search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts 
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And my personal favorite:
A Wisconsin State trooper pulled over a pickup on highway 61. The
trooper asked, “Got any ID?”
The driver replied, “Bout whut?
Then again, you Iowans gotta poke fun at somebody to prevent gettin’ too depressed! 
