The Last Child Support Check

  • nkrista88
    MN
    Posts: 249
    March 11, 2005 at 7:37 pm #1245934

    Today is my daughters 18th birthday. I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! I called
    my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her,
    “Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your Mama’s house; you tell her that this is the last check she’s ever going to get from me, then I want
    you to come back here and tell me the expression she had on her face.”
    So my baby girl took the check over to her.
    I was so anxious to hear what the witch had to say and what she looked like.
    As my baby girl walked though the door, I said,
    “Well now … what did she have to say?”
    “She told me to tell you that you ain’t my daddy.”

    Ain’t life grand?

    suzuki
    Woodbury, Mn
    Posts: 18706
    March 11, 2005 at 7:50 pm #348999

    Your bio says you were born in 1981. I’m guessing that is incorrect since you have and 18 year old daughter?

    barebackjack
    New Prague, MN.
    Posts: 1023
    March 11, 2005 at 8:16 pm #345477

    That was my first thought till i figured out it was a joke, good one krista

    crossin_eyes
    Lakeville, MN
    Posts: 1379
    March 11, 2005 at 9:51 pm #349043

    Suzuki isn’t that sharp.

    suzuki
    Woodbury, Mn
    Posts: 18706
    March 12, 2005 at 1:19 am #349080

    I guess the poster will have to clear this one up because none of you are making sense to me.

    nkrista88
    MN
    Posts: 249
    March 12, 2005 at 7:12 am #349130

    ATTENTION: THIS IS A JOKE!!!!

    1. I’m a woman – this is talking about a father paying his last child support check

    2. I was born Nov. 14th 1981 (yes I’m 23)

    Hope that clears things up for you!

    tpntp
    Posts: 77
    March 12, 2005 at 7:18 am #349131

    I signed in for the first time in months to reply to Mike…..

    But N/M.

    Yeah……..What she^^^ said…..

    kizew
    Dallas, WI
    Posts: 1003
    March 12, 2005 at 4:31 pm #349190

    NK, November 14th is a great birthdate except 1960 was a better year.

    jldii
    Posts: 2294
    March 12, 2005 at 5:02 pm #349201

    Quote:

    NK, November 14th is a great birthdate except 1960 was a better year.

    You’re both Valentines Babys!!

    Count back 9 months from your BD and its Feb. 14th!!

    John Luebker
    Posts: 694
    March 12, 2005 at 7:20 pm #349216

    Quote:

    Quote:

    NK, November 14th is a great birthdate except 1960 was a better year.

    You’re both Valentines Babys!!

    Count back 9 months from your BD and its Feb. 14th!!

    funny

    kizew
    Dallas, WI
    Posts: 1003
    March 13, 2005 at 3:54 am #349271

    LMAO – it never dawned on me!

    B.C.
    La Crosse, WI
    Posts: 1111
    March 13, 2005 at 11:38 pm #349368

    I think that’d make me a New Year’s baby?

    Jeremiah Shaver
    La Crosse, WI
    Posts: 4941
    March 13, 2005 at 11:41 pm #349370

    B.C…you and Deuce are Thanksgiving babies….

    Being September…I’m a Xmas or New Year’s Baby

    o.m.f.t.
    Rochester Minn
    Posts: 339
    March 14, 2005 at 1:44 pm #349432

    Support check’s ended, the kid’s are grown up. I then had money I never had. I bought a 4×4, then a boat, then a new boat! Life does get better! Jim

    suzuki
    Woodbury, Mn
    Posts: 18706
    March 14, 2005 at 2:41 pm #349448

    “I signed in for the first time in months to reply to Mike…..”

    Hopefully it will be a few more months before you sign in again.

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