Menwho love to fish and the wives that fish better

  • Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59996
    February 20, 2005 at 2:07 pm #344531

    Sgt Rock…by the sound of your post, you have sought help in the past…there is hope for you! You’ve recognize what your soul mate is upto with your son!

    You maybe one of the heathiest fisherpeople on this board!

    You may want to help Putz, as he still is clueless (the worst case of denial I’ve seen in years). Although it’s not uncommon for these to happen when a victim…er person eat large amounts of lutefisk. It’s more common in those folks that make thier own lut. The research points to not cleaning out the bath tub and/or not getting enough lye out of the fish before consuming it.

    But all is not lost, Son of Putz is trying to get him back to reality by taking a poke at him on the board once in a while…(way to go! )

    Sorry Clarence… about your brother I mean…..

    Fishing Machine
    Lansing, Ia
    Posts: 810
    February 20, 2005 at 2:35 pm #344536

    Yup Sal is a pro at knowing what you are talking about. She out fishes her husband every time they go out. And that is nearly every day during the week. She has her own rods reals and tacklebox. She know what she is doing.
    Good going Sal

    stg113
    Loyal, WI
    Posts: 28
    February 20, 2005 at 2:42 pm #344539

    I was wondering why she gave me the go ahead to get any trolling motor and locators I wanted. Come to think of it two weeks ago on the way to Hurley she even encouraged me to stop at the St. Croix rod factory and buy poles.

    What can I do now, or is already too late!
    STG113

    putz
    Cottage Grove, Minn
    Posts: 1551
    February 20, 2005 at 4:13 pm #344545

    Aaahh, Brian. Ignorance is bliss. Even if the sky in your world is a different color than mine (violet with purple haze), I can take the magic carpet ride with the white rabbit and magic dragon to find Mother’s little helpers and be one toke over the line again. Clueless indeed!

    Gimme some advice on that!

    sgt._rock
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 2517
    February 20, 2005 at 8:20 pm #344563

    Well I don’t know about healthiest but I can say I’m one of the happiest. She’s working fulltime so I can be Mr.Mom. Although she does mumble about me getting a job again as soon as I’m done remodeling on the house. Just no pleasing them.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59996
    February 21, 2005 at 3:14 am #344609

    STG113, How long have you been married?

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59996
    February 21, 2005 at 3:18 am #344611

    Quote:

    Even if the sky in your world is a different color than mine (violet with purple haze), I can take the magic carpet ride with the white rabbit and magic dragon to find Mother’s little helpers and be one toke over the line again.

    Umm Putz? I’ll be referring you to a good friend I know in the Outdoor Gear Forum. The last thing that you need to worry about right now is your wife out fishing you…..

    soP…keep an eye on him will you?

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59996
    February 21, 2005 at 3:46 am #344613

    Quote:

    Well I don’t know about healthiest but I can say I’m one of the happiest.

    Health is good…happiness is better -)

    90% I believe asking my wife to marry me was the best thing I’ve ever done…and I hope and pray that it will be this 90% that carries HER through the other 10%.

    A toast…to all the women that go fishing with thier spouses…wheather they want to or not!

    cherilovell
    Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1495
    February 21, 2005 at 3:59 am #344619

    So is there help for us girls who are the other way around? I have 500 times more fishing stuff then David does, I love to fish and he doesn’t (darn computer geeks ) and I have to bait his own hooks

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59996
    February 21, 2005 at 4:09 am #344622

    Musky Girl…all I can say to that is…. Work with him!

    putz
    Cottage Grove, Minn
    Posts: 1551
    February 21, 2005 at 4:13 am #344624

    Nice pic, Brian. All b.s. aside, it’s great to have a gal that supports our fishing habits and even joins us sometimes. It also helps that they love the fish we fry for them.

    SALUTE!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59996
    February 21, 2005 at 4:16 am #344625

    Amen!

    stg113
    Loyal, WI
    Posts: 28
    February 21, 2005 at 11:23 am #344644

    Okay, we’ve only been married three months. I think she’s still training me.
    STG113

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59996
    February 21, 2005 at 4:22 pm #344694

    Training you?

    Preparing you for the end of life as you know it!

    kurt-turner
    Southeast MN
    Posts: 691
    February 21, 2005 at 5:02 pm #344719

    Karen’s been my fishing partner for the past 10 years and I hope many more to come…… There’s nothing better then when she’s catching fish, kinda like that super hero feeling you get after taking kids on a successful catching day…… Here she is with a 22 incher from pool 4. It’s amazing how few women we see when fishing around the state. Why do I make that statement? Because it’s always a monumental moment when we see another lady out on the water. Is it because few women are interested in fishing or few men are interested in introducing and teaching them. There are so many benefits to having a female fishing partner but I better not go there…… Oh for the stories……… Kurt

    trz
    Posts: 32
    February 23, 2005 at 2:04 am #345054

    WOW from a little private message into this great thread! I loved reading all the fun stories. I never fished before I met my husband but after that first time fishing with him I caught a nice walleye…I was hooked Us wives that fish better have to say THANKS to our wonderful husbands for getting us to the right “spot” to catch that big fish. Thanks to my hubby Wade for introducing me to one of my favorite things to do now. Your money!!!!

    -Tamara

    GEMEYEGUY
    Posts: 151
    February 23, 2005 at 2:27 pm #345098

    OKAY, when you’re fishing by yourself you can work on being a great fisherman; when you have others in your boat, you have to work on being a good guide.

    So let’s consider what makes a good guide.

    Catching more and/or bigger fish than the passengers?

    . . . or . . .

    Getting the passengers to catch more and/or bigger fish?

    I’m GEG and whenever my wife is in the boat, I’m a GREAT GUIDE!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59996
    February 23, 2005 at 5:07 pm #345121

    Note to self: Remember to sent T1B’s post to wife….

    GEG…when do you have an open seat?!

    putzkid
    St. Paul, MN
    Posts: 85
    February 24, 2005 at 3:16 am #345290

    Quote:

    Aaahh, Brian. Ignorance is bliss. Even if the sky in your world is a different color than mine (violet with purple haze), I can take the magic carpet ride with the white rabbit and magic dragon to find Mother’s little helpers and be one toke over the line again. Clueless indeed!

    Gimme some advice on that!

    I got some advice for ya old man. Lay off the damn drugs. Your hippy days are over, buster.

    Mom does rock though, huh?

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59996
    February 24, 2005 at 7:04 am #345322

    Putzkid? Do you find him home alone in the afternoons playing the Sgt Pepper album, walking around the house with a daisy behind his ear…often?

    putz
    Cottage Grove, Minn
    Posts: 1551
    February 24, 2005 at 2:35 pm #345347

    No Sgt. Pepper crap for me. Led Zepplin, Stepenwolf, Creedence, Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Aerosmith, Barry Manilow, etc. for me.

    Boys, we have really trashed this thread. We better cut it out before they kick us off the forum.

    herb
    6ft under
    Posts: 3242
    February 24, 2005 at 3:10 pm #345351

    From Black Dog to Copacabanna. Putz, lay off the lutey for a while will ya?

    putzkid
    St. Paul, MN
    Posts: 85
    February 24, 2005 at 9:46 pm #345437

    Yes. Dressed in a Nero suit. Not pretty.

    Sorry for hijacking this thread, but my dad’s flashbacks to the days when he might have been actually cool…….well, just too hard to resist.

    cherilovell
    Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1495
    February 25, 2005 at 1:06 am #345493

    Does this help?

    Confucius says, “Man who smokes pot, chokes on handle.” …

    Sorry the attachment seems to not be working

    herb
    6ft under
    Posts: 3242
    February 25, 2005 at 1:07 am #345494

    Ouch!!!!!!
    That’s gotta hurt.

    putz
    Cottage Grove, Minn
    Posts: 1551
    February 25, 2005 at 3:23 am #345514

    Not as bad as getting caught in a beaver trap. You know what I mean, Herb.

    herb
    6ft under
    Posts: 3242
    February 25, 2005 at 3:34 am #345516

    Insert Bevis and Butthead laugh.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59996
    February 25, 2005 at 4:30 am #345525

    As Larry the cable guy would say…

    Quote:

    Lord? I’m real sorry for this….

    As long as we aren’t talking about how happy we are that our wives out fish us….let’s hear THAT story Herb!

    Beaver…trap?

    Arzie
    East Bethel, Minnesota
    Posts: 426
    February 25, 2005 at 12:50 pm #345558

    Let me tell ya! My mom will out-fish me any day of the week! And you should see my wife clean a fish! Wow, was I surprised!

    herb
    6ft under
    Posts: 3242
    February 25, 2005 at 12:57 pm #345561

    I’ll just call it ‘part of being a river rat’, and leave it at that.

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