Fishing Machine, Sal and Herb

  • Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59998
    #1245594

    I was reading through the posts for the 05 ice Get ToGether in PDC.

    I came across this portion of Sal’s post and my ears kinda perked up…I think there’s a story here!

    What’s this all about!?

    Quote:


    By the way herb we may be old but at least we haven’t lost our teeth down the hole.


    cherilovell
    Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1495
    #341044

    Quote:


    I was reading through the posts for the 05 ice Get ToGether in PDC.

    I came across this portion of Sal’s post and my ears kinda perked up…I think there’s a story here!

    What’s this all about!?

    Quote:


    By the way herb we may be old but at least we haven’t lost our teeth down the hole.


    I thought the same thing too……….Enquiring minds want to know


    sallie
    Posts: 95
    #341094

    SORRY
    I better not say a thing. I’m probably already in trouble.
    I learned my lesson. My lips are sealed, but it was really
    funny.

    Dave Koonce
    Moderator
    Prairie du Chien Wi.
    Posts: 6946
    #341096

    I remember…!!! Thank god for long handled scoopers !!

    herb
    6ft under
    Posts: 3242
    #341148

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59998
    #341197

    No need to worry Sal, I checked with the party involved before I posted the question…I should have let you know too…I’m sorry…

    I thought it was a great story!

    herb
    6ft under
    Posts: 3242
    #341215

    I think fishing machine should tell the story.
    What do you all think?

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59998
    #341216

    Dave Koonce
    Moderator
    Prairie du Chien Wi.
    Posts: 6946
    #341218

    Yes indeed ,,,do tell Mary do tell !!

    Fishing Machine
    Lansing, Ia
    Posts: 810
    #341238

    Sal is the one that opened the can of worms. Her day is coming

    cherilovell
    Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1495
    #341246

    STORY ! STORY ! STORY!

    herb
    6ft under
    Posts: 3242
    #341270

    Hey fishing machine, do you want me to tell it?

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59998
    #341282

    That might be…colorful Herb!

    Fishing Machine
    Lansing, Ia
    Posts: 810
    #341299

    Oh well the whole world might as well know about what happened I had just gone through having radiation for cancer of the tongue. No salyva to help swallow. Everything I ate stuck in my mouth like glue. A lot of you know what is to have false teeth I’m sure. Well I had not ate this morning of our first GTG. Had some crackers with peanut butter between. One bite and it was a big wad in my mouth. couldn’t even get a drink of water to wash it down. So took my teeth out (lower plate) and proceded to reach in my pocket to get a tissue being very careful. Well wouldn’t you know they slipped out of my fingers, hit the edge of opening of my tent to the holes I was fishing and then hit the ice and into the hole they went. Wanted Herb to go get me a willow and I’d tie a minnow dipper on to the handle and I could fish them out. Because by that time I could see them after the cracker crumbs finally disappeared. But no he goes looking for a long handled scooper. Tells what happened and by the time he retreived my teeth everyone knew what happened. So now Sal are you happy
    Maybe I should tell on you
    We all had a good laugh out of it anyway. Tears were running down my face for sure.

    amwatson
    Holmen,WI
    Posts: 5130
    #341301

    That is too funny I know how you feel, I have had my top plate come flying out a few times if I get to laughing to hard. Let me tell ya, when you see a relatively young guys teeth come flying out, you can imagine the reaction

    Dave Koonce
    Moderator
    Prairie du Chien Wi.
    Posts: 6946
    #341306

    Your an Angel Mary

    No ands,ifs or buts about it

    Your an Angel

    herb
    6ft under
    Posts: 3242
    #341310

    Hmmmm, I thought you told me you were bent over reaching for a fish that dropped back in the hole and they fell out when you said s**t!
    Ok, so what about Sal?

    sallie
    Posts: 95
    #341314

    I was in my tent not to far away. Mary pops her head in and says she has a problem. She told me what happened. I
    knew I shouldn’t laugh but the more I thought about it really cracked me up. What would you all do? I had seen a guy with a long handled scooper and told her about him. Then she got herb’s attention and he went over to her tent. He stuck his head in and came out giggling. He went and got the guys scooper and took his coveralls off and rolled up his sleeves and up came the teeth. Thank heaven,s for shallow water. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

    eyejacker
    Hudson, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1890
    #341355

    Way to funny to be false, tooth be told! (literary license taken)

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59998
    #341357

    Thanks Mary! If it wasn’t for life’s little funnies…we would all be golfing!

    Fishing Machine
    Lansing, Ia
    Posts: 810
    #341405

    Yes Sal thank God for the shallow water. Was afraid for a little bit that it was going to get deeper though

    Fishing Machine
    Lansing, Ia
    Posts: 810
    #341408

    And now you all know the whole story. Am I embarressed, no not really. worse things might have caused me to be.

    Fishing Machine
    Lansing, Ia
    Posts: 810
    #341409

    Thanks Dave
    I needed that. Here’s to ya

    jason26
    Cedar Falls, IA
    Posts: 380
    #341411

    Great story.

    Fishing Machine
    Lansing, Ia
    Posts: 810
    #341468

    Everybody needs to laugh and smile . Hope it made your day everyone

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59998
    #341482

    Here’s one to turn your nose up at…

    A retired county sherriff and I were having a beer back in the ’70’s. We were talking about goofy stuff that happened to each of us…

    Then he told this story…it pretty much ended the conversation. Back in the ’20’s he was a county deputy and for extra money, he worked at a local dance hall. All of these rural places had the old out houses and no electricity. Well, you guessed it. One older fella stumbled up to him (he had just a little too much) and asked for some help in the two holer. He dropped his teeth down the hole and it was too dark to see them. Using the flashlight they found the teeth, I really don’t remember what they used to pull them out of there…..Once out the slightly liquored fella wipes them on his coat sleeve and pops them into his mouth…

    Back to the dance floor he went.

    I start spitting every time I think of that story.

    herb
    6ft under
    Posts: 3242
    #341496

    yeah yeah, the new ‘flavored poly-grip’!
    Sorry people, I had to jump on it.

    eyejacker
    Hudson, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1890
    #341509

    Talk about a real bad case of halitosis….wonder how full his dance card was upon his return to the dance floor?? After that,I suspect,the only thing left for him to do was “bark at the moon”!

    Sorry, I tried to stay away from responding, however, the temptation proved to great!

    Fishing Machine
    Lansing, Ia
    Posts: 810
    #341626

    now that is a good one be laughing in my sleep about that one.
    Had to be really really be drunk to do what he did. ugh!!!!
    But now YOU made MY day!!!

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