What to get the Warden (wife) for X-Mas

  • skhartke
    Somerset, WI
    Posts: 1416
    December 21, 2004 at 5:31 pm #332851

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    but what to do with 3 kids ages 5,3, and 2. Who are hell raisers


    Sheesh! You should maybe just get a sitter for a night, and let her decide what to do.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    December 21, 2004 at 5:33 pm #332852

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    Dave,(ecnook) they do make you look great!

    But not THAT great!

    Fishbone4
    Norwood, Minnesota
    Posts: 105
    December 21, 2004 at 6:35 pm #332861

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    Lots of good ideas….where was this post when I was trying to figure out what to get the Walleye-brat…..oh well…..she is going to have to settle for a roll of chew and a case of shotgun shells.

    Oh really?!?!?!?

    So that’s how it is…..Anyone interested in a brand new Marcum LX-3. It’s wrapped already and everything. I’ll trade it straight up for a big box of NOTHING….. no sense in wasting a perfectly good piece of coal.

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    She hasn’t been that good this year…actually she has been a very naughty girl this year.
    She should be thankful it isn’t a stick and a lump of coal.

    Anything “naughty” I may or may not have done is a direct result of having met you. I’m pretty sure it isn’t me that Santa will be crossing off of his list this year.

    Hey Briank – thanks for your help….. I’m pretty sure Sticky and Kyle wouldn’t have come up with something so thoughtful. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re the primary instigators of anything and everything impish.

    buckshot
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 1654
    December 21, 2004 at 6:52 pm #332863

    I don’t know what you are talking about honey….I am the victim here.
    Some people get worked up over a little pat down….yeah..I am going to get my a** kicked tonight by the Brat…rights or no rights.

    The only right I have is to remain still and silent because anything I say or do will be held against me….forever.

    Fishbone4
    Norwood, Minnesota
    Posts: 105
    December 21, 2004 at 6:57 pm #332864

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    The only right I have is to remain still and silent because anything I say or do will be held against me….forever.

    And ever and EVER!!!

    buckshot
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 1654
    December 21, 2004 at 7:04 pm #332866

    Yes Dear….whatever you say.
    You know me…innocent and pure…through and through.

    buckshot
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 1654
    December 21, 2004 at 7:06 pm #332867

    Why don’t you go in the kitchen and make me a chicken pot pie…………

    jay55447
    Plymouth MN.
    Posts: 1031
    December 21, 2004 at 8:44 pm #332872

    Why dont you two go to a counselor and get your problems straight there and quit bugging us. Hey brat, Ya you the one that drives the yellow cavaleeeer, Kyle and I had plenty of ideas john just didnt bother to ask. Remember kyle and I have more experiance in this field than john, he was just a bump on a log till we got him out and most importantly always, always remember
    WOMAN ARE THE DEVIL

    jeremy-crawford
    Cedar Rapids Area
    Posts: 1530
    December 21, 2004 at 9:41 pm #332875

    If you are looking for a ballon ride drop me a note. The owners of the company I work at compete in balloning contests and sell rides. I think they run 3 bens but I am not 100% sure.
    jc

    Jeremiah Shaver
    La Crosse, WI
    Posts: 4941
    December 22, 2004 at 1:14 am #332894

    Have you tried Victoria’s Secret yet?

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    December 22, 2004 at 3:41 am #332918

    Dear Walley-brat,

    It is my pleasure!

    Being a modern, sensitive, 2005 type of guy that I am…it comes easy. But it is quite taxing thinking for these totasterone filled “imps” all the time….

    Just a couple of things…please send the MarCum to my address…as I’m sure to appreciate it and think of you every time I use it…where “others” may just have you make chicken pot pie…

    And remember, generally you can’t use closed fists during a “pat down”. But in this case…go ahead.

    Hey Buckshot…we still on for the Pool 4 trip tomorrow? Meet ya at 3! Don’t forget the beer this time…

    ( ANOTHER…Dead Man Walking )

    buckshot
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 1654
    December 22, 2004 at 4:36 am #332933

    Sorry man…gotta work. Burned my vacation fishing the RCLs.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    December 22, 2004 at 4:56 am #332937

    OK…sure…buckshot…

    maybe some other time then…when you aren’t working …right… gottcha…(wink wink…nod nod)

    Arzie
    East Bethel, Minnesota
    Posts: 426
    December 22, 2004 at 4:56 am #332938

    I decide today that a remote car starter should do the trick!! Because right now I’m the remote car starter!!!

    jay55447
    Plymouth MN.
    Posts: 1031
    December 22, 2004 at 4:15 pm #333001

    Brian you wouldnt appreaciate the lx3 you are just trying to hitch a ride and get out fishing. Good luck going with buckshot since his boat is in arkasas getting fixed. You two could float down the river on a tube giving each other a pat down . Ask buckshot if he is sick of looking at himself in the mirror and how much it cost him the last time he was sick of looking at himself. If I was you brat I would not let him drive that souped up cavalier.

    big water
    Andover ,MN
    Posts: 291
    December 23, 2004 at 3:03 pm #333120

    my wife want a new 9.9 four stroke kicker…oh that me. but she might get anyhow

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