What do you call 20 John Deeres parked in front of McDonalds in Iowa? Prom night
What is the best thing to come out of Iowa? I35
What does Iowa stand for? Idiots Out Walking Around
What does the Miss flow south? Because Iowa sucks.
Should I go on? Kidding of course. I love Iowans, I dont care for Iowa itself, but Iowan are AOK in my book.