VEN TWO MINNESOTANS MEET oop nort on da lake fichen.
“Haydair.”
“Lobuddy.”
“Benearlong.”
“Coplhours.”
“Crieps, cetchenenny?”
”Yepgoddafew.”
“Vairdaybitin?”
“Oberdair.”
“Kindarday?”
“Valleyennordern.”
“Ennysiztooum?”
“Cuplapowns.”
“Oofda, bittenard?”
“Yanohowdeyar.”
“Vahchaoozin? Dalindyrik?”
“Ohyeahdonchano.”
“Fichenondaboddum?”
“Rydoopneardaboddum.”
“Howdeeperya?”
“Bouttventyfeet.”
“Oh, vachadrinkin?”
“Hadacouplabeers.”
“Velligoddago.”
“Tubad.”
“Seeyaround.”
“Yeahtakideeze.”
“Guluck.”
“Yoobetcha.”
You’re a true Minnesotan if you understand this! 
