Just for fun, what are some of the best one-liners you have either used, or heard?
July 22, 2004 at 6:17 pm
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Best One liner
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July 22, 2004 at 6:30 pm #313800
Heard this one the other day, and it has become a favorite. I think just because of how versitile it can be.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
July 22, 2004 at 6:33 pm #313801I always like this one if someone is complaining. “Toughen up there pusscakes.”
Gator Hunter
July 22, 2004 at 6:34 pm #313802I almost forgot the best one-liner of them all…..” FISH ON!!!!!”
Gator Hunter
July 22, 2004 at 6:42 pm #313805mine has to be “shut up and fish”
July 22, 2004 at 6:48 pm #313807kind of dumb – but it was pretty funny after all the beers we had… “Your like a school in the summer, You got no class.”
Maybe you have to have a few beers and read it again
July 22, 2004 at 7:15 pm #313810Lefty Kreh
common sense ain’t so commonJuly 22, 2004 at 7:37 pm #313811My favorite one liner…
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Maybe you have to have a few beers and read it again
July 22, 2004 at 7:49 pm #313812HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?
HOW MUCH DOES IT WEIGH?
WHAT IS IT?
LARRY THE CABLE GUY COMMENTING ON HIS SISTERS BELLY RING. GOOD NOW WE CAN HITCH YA’UP AND PULL YOU AWAY FROM THE BUFFET!
CABLE GUY AGAIN I HAD TO HIRE A RODEO CLOWN TO KEEP MY SISTER FROM GETT’N AFTER THE GROCERIES I JUST BOUGHTJuly 22, 2004 at 7:53 pm #313813Insert the obvious off color words, good for poker or fishing:
If Virginia was falling from the sky, I would be getting hit with Peter(Richard).
July 22, 2004 at 8:03 pm #313815
“I may be FAT, but your UGLY and I can lose weight”
July 22, 2004 at 8:39 pm #313820Yogisms from Yogi Berra
Someone ask Yogi, “What time is it?”
Yogi: “You mean now?”Everyone has to beleive in something. So right now, I believe I will have another beer.
July 22, 2004 at 8:41 pm #313821Quote:
My favorite one liner…
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Maybe you have to have a few beers and read it again
Did you like that Brian…
July 22, 2004 at 8:43 pm #313822Johnl…not really…got a couple beers? I might then!
July 22, 2004 at 11:35 pm #313832My wife run off with my best friend and I sure do miss himm
July 23, 2004 at 12:08 am #313836You might want to take off your purse before your next cast.
July 23, 2004 at 2:10 am #313852“There’s two teams that want to win. And when that happens, only one can win”……….Denny Green
July 23, 2004 at 3:15 am #313867When I’m getting my butt kicked fishing:
“Rod is afraid of fish… I pray for Jobu to come, and take fear from rod.”
July 23, 2004 at 3:24 am #313843Whut????
Got my grandkids saying it now. Mom’s not happy with me.July 23, 2004 at 4:13 am #302894what color is the sky in your world
July 23, 2004 at 4:36 am #305368We use this one at work while we’re adding color to our presentations.
“The dumber the fish, the brighter the lure.”
July 23, 2004 at 4:57 am #313868Used at work also,It’s very fine line between asset & a**hole and your on the wrong side of the line.
July 23, 2004 at 7:02 am #313871Never argue with a fool…people watching don’t know which is which…
July 23, 2004 at 11:10 am #313876Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo…..
July 23, 2004 at 12:15 pm #313881All the nut’s roll to the coast.
Since my sister just moved from CA to CO…I guess I can’t say that anymore.
July 23, 2004 at 1:39 pm #313893Never argue with an idiot……….
They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience……….
July 23, 2004 at 1:46 pm #313896not really a “one liner”, just my favorite KODAK moment……
Hedder’s Chevy Truck: $35,000
Hedder’s Ranger Boat: $20,000
My St. Croix Rod: $85
Hedder’s Case of beer: $20
ANOTHER big fish caught by Gary in Hedder’s boat…………Priceless……….
July 26, 2004 at 3:53 am #314026Bill board I saw on the way home from up north today.
“Take a fish boating”
Rapala
July 26, 2004 at 6:54 pm #314127i like these ones,
shut up and fish!!
Donate blood, ride bulls!
chicks dig scars!the best one,
Wheres the beef! ooops I mean the fish!
shane
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